shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Transforming is so much fun. Especially if it's something nonsensical. *transforms into a bird, pony, and a chair*

 

You know Ford, sometimes people *burps* don't like it when you correct them. Sometimes slang is the best form of vocabulary, yo.

 

That would be an interesting challenge... sort of unethical, though, might be a bit hard to find volunteers for centuries of possibly-fatal medical experiments.

...well. Never thought I'd see a Shifter again, but here we are. Do you require something or are you just here as an emissary?

 

I'm just here to have a little bit of fun, maybe spread some chaos. Here, *snaps his fingers and chocolate rain starts pouring* chocolate rain.

 

*Grabs a cup and dances filling his cup up with chocolate*

 

*licks at the air and himself*

*looks suggestively at @Sunshine and @THE GREAT PAPYRUS*

 

And how am I supposed to get this gunk out of my joints?

 

...right. Emissary, then. Praise to He-Of-Three-Million-Faces, I'm going to continue getting as far away from His chosen planet as possible now.

 

Optical lubricant and a lot of complaining if it's anything like swamp-muck.

 

A scrub brush, some warm solvent, and a friend. Sugar gums up everything. I can give you two of those, maybe three.

 

That sounds like it'd almost be fun again. Especially if you can help me out with all three of those.

 

You won't think it's fun when you're on your knees cursing because you just can't get that one spot, but I could help you with that. If you wanted.

The cleaning! Not... Whatever else that sounded like.

 

-giggles-
You can help with that other thing too.

 

Place bets now, how much actual cleaning will captains get done before they start fragging again?

 

-sputters static-
I said not like that! This time, anyway. Jetski and I haven't exactly had a chance to negotiate that part of our relationship yet.

 

-flops into interspace-
-curls around a mug of... something steaming-

I liiiive...

 

I assume while half his face is missing isn't exactly the right moment. I'll just amuse myself then.

 

Fair.

Betting pool already started though, "not at all" an option even if it's given long odds =]

 

Half my face isn't missing! It's just bleeding a lot and hurts. =[[

 

...Probably missing some nonessential plating, but. Not half.