shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Please go easy on Grandpa Rick. I know he has done some bad things.

 

There IS no 'us', Sanchez. There has never been an 'us'.

Stop talking like you think it's 1980 and you're McGucket.

 

*offers a high-five*

Clones, am I right?

 

...Rick...

...Rick, you didn't tell me you had children. Let alone grandchildren!

What happened to this poor child's parents that he ended up in your care?

 

Nope, just twins. Not even identical twins. Stanley's eyes are more hazel than blue and he only has five fingers on each hand.

 

...your grandfather's Rick Sanchez?

 

Oh, yes. Pinkie Pie, how can I forget about her? She's very overzealous. I like her. Her cousin is okay.

 

Wow. I don't know whether to be impressed or worried about you!

 

Maud is very nice. And she's a pretty good shopper!

...not much of a conversationalist, though...

 

Hey. Who was involved with pugs and who was involved with drugs, here?

 

Don't try and tell me you ended up in a Colombian prison over dogs, Stanley.

 

*stares at Ford's hands* How did I miss that?

 

oh, I can change that.

 

Smuggling life-forms into new territory can upset ecosystems! Very important! =P

 

*burps*Yeah, my daughter had two children. Morty always goes on my "adventures"with me and Summer sometimes goes with me.

 

Ohh, can i have some?

 

You shouldn't be worried, maybe. I have killed a few people thanks to him though. I,uh, I, uh, have mixed feelings about him.

 

Do you want pugs or drugs? It's important to be clear about this. And if the answer is drugs, do you know which drugs you want, and do you know the potential risks?

 

I don't like the sound of this even a little bit. If you can get to Dimension 52, this is our number. We have excellent lawyers and we know the Imperator.

 

Are you taking these children appropriate places? I can't even imagine you as a parent, Rick.