shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-he flashes a checkmark on his visor-

 

-laughs and offers his hand-
All right then! And an engex after for the lady?

 

-takes Cloudcrusher's offered hand, using SPR magic to make herself more his size-
Both sounds good =]]

 

I know that song!

 

It was bound to happen eventually. *grins*

 

We should have another bardic circle and dance party at the house. Only this time Dipper doesn't get to pick all of the dance party music.

 

Dipper just figures you'll dance with me whatever he plays. And he's right.

 

Spoiler: lyrics

On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime

She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running
Like a watercolor in the rain
Don't bother asking for explanations
She'll just tell you that she came

In the year of the cat

She doesn't give you time for questions
As she locks up your arm in hers
And you follow till your sense of which direction
Completely disappears

By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a hidden door she leads you to
These days, she says, "I feel my life
Just like a river running through"

The year of the cat

Why she looks at you so coolly?
And her eyes shine like the moon in the sea
She comes in incense and patchouli
So you take her, to find what's waiting inside

The year of the cat

Well morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away your choice and lost your ticket
So you have to stay on

But the drumbeat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the new-born day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now you're going to stay

In the year of the cat
Year of the cat

...the last 25 years would have been a lot easier if anyone had told me that, while I was bound to leave her, she would be able to come after me and bring me home...

 

That reminds me a lot of Mike Oldfield.

...I wonder if any of my old LPs were in the stuff Stan and Geth brought back?

 

God only knows, Sixer. Dipper and Loreli found some secret room you had. I know it was a secret because in all the years I lived in that house I never saw any of that crap Dipper and Loreli filled up first the trunk and then her sylladex with. You should ask them.

Also it was Dipper who found those nude miniature paintings of Valiska that just mysteriously reappeared in your study. I know what they were because I saw her face but Dipper wouldn't let me look at them.

Really, Sixer?

 

If you'd looked at them, you would have known she wasn't naked in them, at least not completely. Not that you have any room to criticise me for bringing those, when I had no reason to believe I would ever see her again since you dragged me back to start the end of the world.

 

A dance party sounds like just the thing at the house after all the craziness lately.

 

We are doing this. We are making it happen.

 

*snorts* If you having nude paintings of your own wife scandalizes him, well... then I can't imagine him being very interesting in bed. Poor, poor Getheny...

 

Not true, Norm, and there must have been something you found interesting going on the night I had to tell you we were ACTUALLY GOING TO OUR ACTUAL BED NOW AND STOP FOLLOWING US.

He may, however, have been annoyed about some of the other seriously weird pornographic material Dipper found.

 

That was Eastern philosophy.

 

Ford, that shit may have been in Sanskrit, but there were pictures.

 

Which one of you threw their back out?

 

Wasn't Stan; he'd have had to go to the hospital, I warned him when I saw that book.

I may also have swiped it.

Fun fact, Jaegers are extremely flexible.