shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hy vouldn´t do heem though.

-pretends to consider this- Naw, hy tink hy ken do vitout. How human iz hyu? If poison vork on hyu like a human ve vill haf to do vitout der keesink bot hy promise hy ken mek op for eet.

(Of Course Mina won´t let a little thing like venom stop her from getting laid)

 

Shortens the list in one important way... Don't do anything for free.

 

I've got a higher tolerance, which is why I can drink like a fish, and if it's not too fast acting I can purge it later. I hope you can make up for not being able to bite~ -she is very impressed by that dentition-

 

-grins, holds up hands- Vell hy gotz clawz. Und mebbe ve test vot mine venom doze to hyu a leetle. Hy iz a medic, iz verra safe.

 

I'd be interested just to see. I like to know what my body can and can't fight off. They're very lovely claws, by the way.

 

-Is practically purring. One of her hands has found it´s onto TSTs waist ass. -
Letz tek deez sumvere privet den.

 

[Exit stage right]

 

The administration thanks you for preserving the family-friendly environment.

 

SO THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED DATA MINERS.

THEY HUNT THROUGH VIDEOGAME CODE, LOOKING FOR INTERESTING THINGS THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE FINAL VERSIONS!

AND THE HUMAN JUST ALERTED ME TO AN INTERESTING THING FROM UNDERTALE.

NAMELY: THAT, IN SOME LOST TIMELINE, I KNEW ABOUT COMMITED HATEFUL RIVALRIES!!!

WOW.

IT'S LIKE SERENDIPITY, THAT THE FIRST "QUADRANT" I LOOK AT FILLING IS THE MEAN ONE?

Spoiler: UNDERTALE SPOILERS! SORT OF.

 

My human would like me to ask how perfectly natural biological processes are not wiggler friendly when death, threaths of death, body horror, copious use of alcohol, and wanton violence, among other things, somehow are.

 

My human would like to ask you if you're sure an Alternian troll should be asking that question.



But mostly, I don't want this thread to be shut down due to accusations of us being sex kinksters or whatever anti-pornography bullshit people cook up. I don't think we have any sexy roleplay happening in Kintsugi? Or if we do, I've missed it, and someone should direct me to it ASAP.

 

The human would like to mention that it was her or the cat. Although it would've been IC for the cat, but the cat is currently loafing around and not doing anything.

But ya, I get the OOC reason.

 

As Cosminas human, the exit stage at that point had been my intention all along simply because there are minors, by various countries definitions of minor, on Kintsugi and the thread is open to everyone. Better safe than sorry basically.

ETA: This had nothing to do with my opinion on whether minors should be allowed to read about sex, and everything with there being laws about it.

 

/looks at the Post As User menu
/looks at the fact that I can scroll in it
/unsure if I have too many subaccounts, you have too few, or both

But yeah. I'm actually genuinely not sure if it's kosher for us to have sex stuff in the open rp threads, what with some younger teens being on the forum. I should probably ask that in a meta forum thread, or something.

 

{You turn to @sans.}
So. I've noticed you've been addressing her with what might be the most overdone excuse for a pale affectation in the last three thousand sweeps, that warrants an award or something. And before anyone says anything, "starlight" is number two on that list.

 

but have you considered

Papyrus.

 

I CALL YOU STARLIGHT SOMETIMES AND YOU LIKE IT >:O

 

Well, I've never really wanted a kid so I'm okay with it not working, Pap.

*smirks* The fun is more than worth it.

 

OH NO, MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS.

I KIND OF WANT TO BE A MOM SOMEDAY...?

BUT...

WAIT, NO! THERE'S STILL THE NORMAL KIND OF KISSING RELATIONSHIP TOO! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

 

And thank god for that. *sighs* Thank god for quadrants.