shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

... well, I don't think Sev'll wanna replace my dick. Or even touch it, honestly. *sighs heavily* So... I guess I trust medical exams after all, as long as I'm getting them from him and not a robot.

Not that I need medical exams, since, well... I'm a genie and that means I'm a fast healer. Like, if I lost my dick, I'd prooobably just grooow it back... Haven't tested that theory, though, and I really don't wanna.

 

I might not be able to put the details into practice, but I'm happy to learn anyway. One of my shipmates is giving me organic biology lessons, too, so I might be able to keep up.

And yes. Unfortunately. I'm not sure there's a single bot on this ship with a healthy sense of self-preservation. Burlesque might come the closest. Maybe.

That sounds... like something that can be left to conjecture, yes. Please trust your medic. I've seen him here and there and he seems to have your team's best interests at heart, I think.

 

*wistful sigh* Yeah. Sev's awesome...

 

Quite possibly. Of my own parts, only the leg [they indicate the bulky, off-model one] was a necessary emergency repair; most of my other integrated parts are... were from people I cared about.

Well, yes, a patient working themselves up isn't very helpful, but it's not usually the transplant bit that bothers mine.

I am... unsure what of my knowledge would be applicable to organics, but I'm certainly willing to trade information.

 

"Ho goot, den hyu gotz sum back ground. Und Do hy effer know about eediotz mit no sesnse of self preservation. Hy haf had to ecktually tie pipple down zo dey voudl sit steel long enuff to bloody heal. Hy don´t knwo who told dem dey iz immortal bot hy vould like a vord mit dem."

-she stops to rub at her neck-

"Ranting aside, hy haf diz ketclenk vot haz taken a shine to me sum centiures ago und vould be goot eef hy could feex eet mineself ven ve iz on missionz. Iz schmott, bot hy tink not quite like hyu."

 

-the ket saunters in, peering round with interest-

 

"Hoy, dere hyu iz!" -Mina pounce on Kets back.-

 

Oh, good, I'm glad the thing up isn't just me. I can't believe I had to resort to that on a diplomatic vessel on a peace mission when I never had to in the middle of a military camp running a full-scale campaign.

I'll certainly tell you what I can, but I'm not sure how well our internals match up, and I don't fancy doing exploratory surgery today.

 

Ah, feliform! Alright. I'm not quite familiar with the actual mobility parts-- the only beastformer (and I use the term lightly) I've worked on was a snake-- but internals should be similar enough.

...Unless Life Support would like to take over?

 

-ket rears up and flops over backwards, melodramatically-

 

No, you're much more qualified than I am in this particular instance. Most of the internals I've had my hands in have belonged to bipedal bots, with parts configured for that, obviously. I'm more familiar with more superficial repairs, like joints or plating, for quadrupeds.

 

-snort- "Hyu ken take der eediot out ov der battlefield..." -grins- "Und dot iz der first time hy tink hy´ve heard dot een a long vile. But no, hy vould need to start at der very basics, hy tink dot does not deefer moch? Ket iz mostly clockvork und sum lightenink powered tings."

-Mina jumps clear- "Und a leettle sheet."

 

Well, unless you two would like me to open him up right now and take a look I'm not sure I'll be of much help. Let me know the next time he's injured, maybe.

 

Interesting! On Prion, the tradition is to destroy the body as elaborately as possible, preferably involving fire. Lots of fire. I remember one professor who wanted to be launched into the sun.

 

I'm a medic! And I cannot recommend syphoning energon but I can see the necessity! Just... don't do it unless you need to!!

I just welded a new face onto someone I built from scrap metal I don't see why I shouldn't be able to attach a spike properly, no matter where it's from. :I Also there is array modding which some medics are good at. Not me, I haven't had the opportunity to practice >_>

PHEW! That was a lot to catch up on!
I would love to help however I can with the kitten! Iiiiiin exchange for some info on how to fix up organics because a little voice tells me that'll be an edge up for future negotiations here and there haha

 

What can I say I'm special like that
If it helps you aren't the first medic who had to tie me up.

 

-obligingly makes its ears crackle sparks, apparently just because-

-stares at Silverburst-
-gets up-
-goes to sniff Half Life-

 

Custom built spikes are always better than donated replacement spikes if you ask me. From the other side of the issue as it were.

I'm not touching the conversation on siphoning.

 

Wait, do you have like... a modular spike?

 

Uh... now I think about it, having a customized dick does sound kinda nice. And since I'm a genie, I reckon I can do that, all by myself, with magic. I'm not sure whether it's a thing I'll ever try, but knowing that I can do it, that's good.