shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I upgraded a while ago when I changed my alt-mode. It made the most sense at the time.

I was talking about receiving though. There's all sorts of new additions to interface arrays these days, and I've sampled most of them.

 

Wha- really? I didn't know you could add things.

 

My my my I sure have started a topic here, haven't I, hehe. Sorry about that.

 

You would not believe the great variety of things you can add.

 

Gwahahahaha! This...interesting...talk has aroused me from the depths of my slumber.

I, Mara, The Evil One, now stand completely erect within this thread!

 

Fuck. Yes.

 

Gods, what a dick.

 

I bet he doesn't even know how to use it.

 

I know at least four shops that sell more impressive dicks than that.

 

...

 

Gwaaaargh! I am the Embodiment of Evil itself. Liquid fire burns at my tip, awaiting sweet release!!

It is within my abilities to grant any of you immeasurable power, power that rivals that of the gods in its thickness and girth. You need only embrace your desires.
...
And I don't just mean power-related desires, either.
*Mara's head turns to look toward the Handmaid, nodding*

 

...

 

NO! I AM!

I AM BURT AND I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD AND I REFUSE TO LET YOU BE BETTER THAN ME!

 

Highlord, are you sure you are OK? I can find you somewhere to sit and a drink or some food, if you'd like?

 

I can grant you power even grander in size than my own! Power that will allow you to penetrate through the Earth's shell and breach in its inner walls, all the way down to the core; your liquid fire will consume humanity!

 

Yes! Yes! GIVE IT TO ME! NOW!

 

Surely there is no regal a throne as I!

 

I think if the Highlord wished to sit on a penis he could find one more to his liking.

 

Ah? No, no, I'm perfectly fine. Just a bit of...interesting company we have here is all.

 

I...

Yes, let's move away from that topic now.