shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hahaha buddy have I got a deal for you. So, here's "what do you mean i have to do my own dishes there are machines for that" Parts 1-4, the aforementioned "This Isn't REAL Pizza!!!" flipout complete with delivery girl culture shock bonus footage, and, eh... we'll throw Sev's first time on public transit in aaaaaaaaaaand

ooh yeah, this is a good one. "You Put A What In Your Where?!: Highlights From Sev's Street Doc Clinic!"

And there's your ten! ^__________^

 

You must not have been in the room when she projected one of them up on the wall.

It was hilarious.

We are.

Valiska isn't really attracted to humility. It wouldn't be fun for her if we deferred to everyone else.

 

I think the only one there I don't relate to is the bus.

Thanks! My, he's de-poncified quite a bit, hasn't he?

 

Chicago was quite the Experience, all told. I like to think I've grown some.

Still not getting rid of the cape, though.

 

Okay. But I can't just stop having a crush on Sev, it doesn't work like that...

And he's sure as hell not gonna stop being awesome.

*gulps* Uh. Fuck.

*frowns* So, you'd prefer to get empty flattery? To have people telling you that you're awesome when they don't believe it and are really planning to use you or stab you in the back or gain your favour to win at politics?

 

One of these days I'm going to remember that not everyone here has heard of the Alternian Empire, and that any remarks of innocence regarding members of our species is the joke.
On the other claw I could go for "Innocent enough yet to try".
Decisions, decisions.

Do you trade for videos of people having trouble adjusting to the snow?

 

*giggles* I'm not even going to try to deny that.

 

To try what, exactly? A fun new sex position?

 

...wait, why wouldn't delivery people be armed? If they weren't, people could just steal the goods!

 

I think there's an honour-based system around here not to do that, so you can continue being a customer, but...
Yeah, I still can't figure out how people can be calm while being unarmed.

 

See, I know how to react to that. It's a social situation I have skill and some amount of flair with, and I can use it to my advantage. I'm good at competition. I'm bad at... a lot of other things.

I got my first real, genuine, non-adversarial friendships at age 32, for example. And mostly because they kidnapped me into being friends; I sure as fuck didn't help that process much myself at first.

 

Surely they've got a gun tucked in their subspace, though.

 

Wasn't saying nothing aboat the type of innocence, that was all you.

 

No, he'd prefer to be loved for his entire self, flaws and all.

There's a reason k'sarat-in'meichi is an endearment, you know.

 

Always a pleasure to provide resources to the discerning lulz connosieur!

Dude at this point if you did it'd probably cause a market collapse, the fate of the worlds is resting on you keeping your ridiculous fucking neck-flag

Heh. Well, at least you're honest. But yeah, I don't think that's gonna help the crush wear off, so I'mma have to regretfully decline your request for the cape.gif series

LULZ FOR THE LULZ GODS!
(that means yes)

Exactly! He just, uh, wasn't expecting quite that kinda firepower. ^___^

 

Discreetly armed is one thing. Carrying weapons of war in a city when you're just delivering food was... an eye opening experience.

It took me getting here to get it pointed out that I was basically living in a war zone, though.

 

...but. People will do a lot of things for food.

 

Never met an organic that's got one of those. They hide 'em under their... Clothes?

Some places have enough stuff to go around - or enough law enforcement, which is a whole other thing - that the risk's not worth the reward.

 

...that is also difficult for me, but something I'm trying to get more comfortable with.

you help

Glad to know I'm doing my part. *mock-salutes*

Yeah, see, it took me a while to figure that out.

 

Yes, which why we asked. Though I would have assumed 'emotional intimacy' over 'interesting interface', but if the genie already has two other people to adore, I'd assume he managed that hurdle as well.

Is 'innocence' a type of weapon? I knew a species that called their bombs 'kindness'.