shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*smiles softly* Yeah, you didn't. I'm surprised, though. From the sound of it, you really love him a lot. In your... *thinks a little bit* Flushed quadrant, yeah, flushed quadrant, right. The more traditional type of romance than, well, the other three.

 

-blushes, which looks absurd on a 6'7" dude with terracotta-coloured skin and tusks- Hy luff heem lots, yez. Bot sumtimez pipple iz like, no hy vill not haff de sexy timez vit hyu cos hyu haff a boyfriend? Effen eef dey vanted to before. Vich is annoyink.

 

*laughs* I bet it is. But don't worry, I know monogamy's not the only way to do romance. It's a way some people choose, yeah, and something I'd be probably okay with adopting if a lover wanted me to but... I know it's not everyone's thing.

 

-pats Norm on the head with a massive hand- Dis iz vy hy like hyu! Hyu getz eet.

 

It's what comes of being fifty thousand years old and seeing many civilizations rise and fall, I think. You start to realize that there are a lot of ways to do things and most of them work pretty well. Enough that interfering in folks' business would be silly, anyway.

 

(@The Jaeger Mirrors d'awwwww, the cutest jaeger. Iancu loves his boyfriend too. <3)

 

friendly reminder that

 

COMPLETELY UNTRUE!

I WOULD BE THE BEST LUSUS.

BUT WHAT'S A LUSUS?

 

hey there, papyrus?
i couldn't help but notice
you made a haiku?

that's kind of my thing...
if anyone can make them
then everyone can? :/

 

You rang?

 

I Knew It Would Be This. I Hate The Fact That I Can Predict That Shit By Now.

 

No, I did not. Get the fuck out!

And stay far away from my dick!

 

Okay!

Juzt remember, we're here to help! :)

 

Alright, if I actually need bees sometime, I'll call you.

Hope you don't mind, @Sunshine. Don't wanna take your shtick, after all.

 

AUGH.

 

raise your hand if you can guess what my username is a pun on

 

As long as you don't actually take MY BEES, we are f1ne. 1 need my bees. they are my ma1nframe. and they make honey.

del1c1ous honey that you shouldn't actually eat.

although 1 understand that the Lady Val1ska th1nks 1t cures m1gra1nes.

(someone should tell the Lady Val1ska that Stanford causes them.)

 

Wait You Have Mind Honey
I Take Back At Least A Third Of What I Said
Gimme

 

NO.

 

Alright. No taking your bees and no eating your honey. Not that honey, anyway. *lecherous grin and wink at Sunshine* If you know what I mean.

(I reckon by now she probably knows exactly what Ford causes and doesn't cause. And thinks he's worth the migraines. But that would be funny.)