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WHAT?!? NO! HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT?!?

I WOULD DRIVE A MUCH COOLER CAR.

A RED CONVERTIBLE ONE, BY PREFERENCE.

 

Well, I couldn't even begin to be imagine there being someone so horribly nefarious and dastardly that they would sabotage the seal.

Surely, it isn't so!

 

I'd sabotage the seal.

 

...You'd do this, even with the knowledge that the Sea of Death would kill or enslave everyone in the Sea Kingdom?

 

But didn't you enslave them behind the seal?

 

The seal is just that, a seal. It keeps the Sea of Death confined to a space separate from the Sea Kingdom.

Within the seal, the Sea of Death can do as it wishes.

Of course, it was also the Great Sorcerer is the one who created the seal, not I.

I was still a kid when this all happened!

 

Yeah.

I mean, I wouldn't seriously break the seal on a whim, that would be... mental. I'm just skeptical.

 

*His smile falters slightly, but quickly returns*
Of course if you are ever...curious...to learn more about the Sea of Death, I'm sure I can find some more information somewhere in Sea God's Castle.

The information is some pretty dreadful stuff, however, so I'd rather not go into particularly vivid detail in the open here. I'd simply hate to accidentally set someone off.

 

Just use a spoiler tag, silly!

 

*Sal frowns for a moment*
Whoops, I completely forgot those existed!

Say, I've talked a lot about where I come from, but what about you?

I've seen robots before in some neighboring kingdoms, but none that have looked anything like you.

 

Doesn't matter where I came from! I left it, after all, didn't I?



Buuut... you could say I'm from the stars!

 

*Greater Dog gets down on all fours and begins to wag its tail enthusiasticly, its tongue hanging sloppily out from one side of its mouth*

 

I know. That's why we had to have a war to fix as much of everything as what we've fixed.

I've been there. I'm a dimensional traveller. You know who is willing to hire physicists and engineers who don't have degrees from places anyone's ever heard of?

Terrible people, that's who.

One of the things we've been working on is finding a way for people who have skills but not credentials to get them on a fast track.

We really are trying to fix things, but the only way to even the ground out completely all at once is to blast it into glass, and ... that wouldn't be helpful.

 

I think we're not sure we believe that.

That shit never works.

 

*laughs* So, you're not denying that you'd crash it and get your spaghetti over it, then?

Just that you'd have such a lame car. *grins*

 

I dunno man, 'Stasia is pretty dope actually. Maybe ya just haven't met the right mechs yet?
(His accent is thick and obviously fake.)
(He has resized himself to be human sized and is eating an apple, leaning against a dirty brick wall seemingly only existing to support this cool dude's cool and casual pose.)

 

If I had a shanix for every time people called me terrible in my life, I'd...
Wait, I do. Never mind, carry on.

 

Speak of the devil and she appears. Seriously, what are you doing here, Apostasia?

 

Why, I am accompanying my Amica Endura Switchblade, most nearest and dearest to my spark, on a cordial visit. Is there a problem with that?

 

... No.

... So, uh, how are the kids?