shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Y'can't just smash together mechs as're still livin', tha's-- [he shudders, spikes rattling] ugh, what is wrong with yer planet?

 

Wha-

Oh, no, you've got it wrong. We're twins! We were sparked this way! Something went funny with the hot spot or the spark storages a long time ago. It's normal!

 

* nah i think i'll stick to my sweet tricycle
* it doesn't have as many luxuries as a car but hey, it gets the job done.
* you know me i'm pretty
* barebones.

 

OHHHH, NO. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TROMBONES WITH HIM IN THE PINES HOUSE. THEY'RE ALL BACK IN SNOWDIN!

...I THINK.

...HE HASN'T BEEN PLAYING ANY OF THEM. BUT, MAYBE, HE'S JUST WAITING FOR ME TO LET MY GUARD DOWN. AND WHEN I LEAST EXPECT IT?!?



BUT! I'M GLAD NOBODY'S PESTERING YOU WITH WISHES! THAT THE HOUSE RULES ARE WORKING AS INTENDED!!!

 

Weeeeell, Jame could still be taking care of me in this hypothetical, and then mom could do what she wanted and not get dragged down by me!

But it's still a hypothetical. Your freedom is important!

 

* i got a reputation to uphold.
* can't be the cool brother so i gotta be the funny and ridiculous one.
* least i actually have a funny bone, eh, pap?

 

Still creepier'n a bucket'a spiders. I'm sorry yer hotspot's fragged up, I really am, but what in any Pit even happened?

 

YES YES YOU'RE VERY...
HUMERUS.
THERE!!! I BEAT YOU TO IT! THERE'S NO MORE FUNNY BONE PUNS, THEY'RE ALL GONE!!!

 

Oh. Right. That makes sense. Of course. *facepalms*

And yeah, that's awesome. *grins* Hard to believe sometimes but awesome.

*smiles softly* That's really nice. Really nice. Nice that I'm not the only one who cares about my freedom anymore.

*confused* So... you're refusing to clean your room for the sake of your reputation? Seriously, what?

 

Th'frag's 'at supposed to mean, huh?!

 

Rust. Please. Don't start a fight. Calling people creepy tends to offend them.

 

I reckon it means the dame's pissed, dude.

 

Aren't you from a planet full of organics trying to kill you to the point where most of your cultural innovation stagnated in favor of survival? Or did the briefing I read radically misrepresent things?

 

Yeah, don't mean y'fuse in bits from livin' mechs! At least have the decency t'kill 'em first!

An' what kinda fragger would damage a hotspot??

 

Well, presumably the horrific death of the titan which was carrying the hotspots contributed, but I suppose if you'd like to blame all of the people on her colony for surviving despite the circumstances that led to their split sparks, you're more than capable of doing do.

She and Stentato were born that way. Trying to separate them would be like forcing you to live with only your arms and half of a t-cog.

 

*gives him a Look* You think fusion should be done with dead people? That the shards of broken people should be smashed together and turned into monstrosities? You think that's preferable to the kind of fusion that Lacuna has with her brother? Really?

You are no better than Homeworld is.

 

...slag.

'Is's th'bit where I say "sorry," yeah? Thought...

Well. What I thought don't matter, it was wrong anyhow.