shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I see! I think you and @Iridium will get along quite well, then. If you have any questions about Cybertronian history do feel free to ask and I will try to help.

 

I don't care if you paint the floor bots as long as they still work. They are not sentient, so they don't care, either.

Knock yourself out. I bet Mabel will join you.

 

8K_edDg*<i+A<nO/c

Spoiler: gif

 

V2VsbCBzbyBkbyBJISBXZSdyZSBhdCBhbiBpbXBhc3NlIQ==

 

49 20 61 6d 20 76 65 72 79 20 65 78 63 69 74 65 64 21

Spoiler: gif

 

*rolls his eyes* It's metaphorical. Jeeeeeeez... like, we paint the small drone in a cool way, we give a name, and then... feel like it came from us. It's not actually a kid, it's not the kind of robot you are, it's just... a joint project. Something that we can look at and say, "this is us." Except it's also not us.

 

IEQGG33MMQQHOYLSFQQGSZRAPFXXKIDXNFWGYPY

 

I... have a headache now.

 

44 6f 20 79 6f 75 20 6b 6e 6f 77 20 77 68 61 74 20 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 66 69 67 68 74 69 6e 67 20 66 6f 72 3f

 

Eeeeeh?! It's easy!

 

44 6f 6e 27 74 20 79 6f 75 20 63 72 79 20 77 68 65 6e 20 79 6f 75 20 73 61 79 20 67 6f 6f 64 62 79 65 2e

 

Not so easy for me, sweetspark, you're a bit more technically minded than I am. But I'm glad you're having fun.

 

Things I care about:

• People don't impose on each other or treat each other badly
• No chaos surrounding food
• Valiska is happy (actually this is Job 1 for me)
• My kids are happy
• Everyone else is happy
• People stay out of labs they are not qualified to work in
• The house is secure
• No more triangle trash parties

Things I don't care about:

• Flames on the floorbots (as long as they are not actually ON FIRE)

 

(Tempest Dive's voicebox lets out shorter and longer crackles)
.- - / .-.. . .- ... - / - .... . -.-- / .... .- ...- . / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / .-- .... --- / -.-. .- -. / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / - .... . -- .-.-.-

 

IF MY HYPOTHETICAL HALF-GENIE BABY WANTS TO BE A ROBOT, I'LL SUPPORT THEM ALL THE WAY!

EVEN IF IT WOULD LOOK LIKE I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH METTATON.

<_<

OH MY GOD, THAT'S THE BEST IDEA! WE COULD HAVE A FLOOR BOT PAINTING PARTY!!!

PAINTING THE ROBOTS COOL DESIGNS....

PAINTING EACH OTHERS' FACES...

DO ANY OF THE BOTS CLEAN UP PAINT? JUST ASKING IN CASE SOMEBODY HAS A DISASTER. THERE'S A LOT OF CHILDREN AROUND. I BET THE LITTLEST ONES WOULD HAVE FUN!

HEY NORM, DO YOU WANT TO... PAINT A FLOOR BOT TOGETHER? IT COULD BE... LIKE A PET! A BELOVED FAMILY MEMBER, WHO WON'T GROW UP INTO A PERSON-PERSON, BUT YOU CHERISH ALL THE SAME.

 

Oh! Oh, I understand this one.

This is much easier than numbers.

 

-he shrugs-

 

Hmmm, well, maybe I can make a program that decrypts for people! So Cinder can talk to everyone!

 

55 73 69 6e 67 20 74 68 69 73 20 61 67 61 69 6e 20 62 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 77 68 61 74 20 69 73 20 74 68 61 74 2e

 

It's not any sillier than when people refer to pets as their children...

Well, okay, it isn't much sillier.

Pets are alive and have to be taught things. Floorbots do not, unless you want them to do things that are not cleaning floors.