shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Augh, why is this happening now?

 

What's happenin'?

 

Seems like the Devisen Embassy finally realized we're on board.

I think they had something to do with us getting left behind the first time.

 

If they're behind you being left, that ain't right. Giving you trouble?

 

It's... hard to explain. It's a cultural thing. I was just hoping to avoid all this, you know?

 

I can understand how they'd seem fun from a distance. They're fun in retrospect? Often terrifying in the moment, though.

At least I'm on a team with my favorite sister-in-law this time, instead of with my least favorite semi-ally.

 

The best stories come outta the most intense situations, y'know? :) Pits, if I had time I could spin a story'r two'a my own as came outta nearly gettin' myself scrapped.

But hey, at least ya got someone ya trust with ya! :)

 

If it's a cultural thing that's upsettin' you, it's a shit culture.

 

Mmm. Yeah.

...people like me and Stentato are sort of... considered bad luck.

 

That's some slag right there. Bots ain't bad luck, they just are.

 

Oh, tell that to the Ambassadors! We aren't even employed by the Devisen division, we're fragging engineers!

 

Huh.

Then they ain't got room to say nothing. If you need someone to fuss at 'em, I can. Got rights to. Course, you could take it up to the top. CMO seems like a fair hand for an Autobot. Might be worth talking to.

 

I can't do that! I already caused a fuss earlier!

 

You got attacked, 'Cuna. Don't think they classify that as 'causing a fuss'.

 

She smiles and bows just a touch in Tempest Dive's direction.

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...I'm sorry, this is not within my experience. But I wish you the best of luck.

 

That is not okay.

 

It is not within anyone's experience, which is why of course it has become my job!

It's really good I like this job. And that I have a nice quiet small cottage to go back to with my husband and my dogs once I'm done saving the universe again.

Thank you for the good wishes regardless. Hopefully it won't be too disturbing to anyone if I poke in now and again if I need to vent or commiserate?

 

Of course it's not. But it is what it fragging is, right?

 

I'm in the universe-saving business myself I suppose--I'm just not used to universes that work the way yours seems to do. And believe me, I really do enjoy curling up with my wife when that's all over.