shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

... If anyone ever doubts the sentience of minibots in my presence, I will point them in your direction.

 

Can we add "the Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord" to the list of people to actively avoid? Just. Out of curiosity.

 

I would say please do but as much as I'd LOVE to, I don't actually have the time to fight idiots 24/7. Captaining sadly involves such boring bureaucratic minutiae as "figure out fuel allotments" and "make sure we're still going the right direction" and "organize contingency plans for possible emergencies".

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Sure. He's too large anyway. No one needs to be THAT big. Clearly he is hiding something. That's why his frame is so big. It's full of secrets.

 

...yes. Also, more importantly, full of weapons. The removal of which would probably be more dangerous than they're worth.

 

You might like it here on Scelus.

... Point taken. I usually just point them at Husk, but he's been complaining, lately. Yadda yadda, I pay him for programming, not for taking people apart, and that I should point them at Crowbar instead. Crows ain't even Cybertronian.

Also, Husk mentioned he'd actually like to meet the DAETA. Husk. Husk, no. No Tyrest scrap in Scelus, we've been over this.

 

Most likely yes. Though I would... like to inspect them up close. I wonder what he's packing. I've never touched an autobot gun before.

 

That depends on how well your MO works, and how much you need the weapons, and him not having them.

And if you can dispose of the body afterwards.

 

I'm pretty sure I've got a few in stock. Any model you'd be interested in specifically?

 

.... -takes a deep breath-

 

Dont You Dare.

 

Aw :( No one appreciates a good dick joke anymore.

 

I think your camouflage needs work.

 

If you actually did come up with a good one, that would be interesting.

I went to middle school in Oakland, okay? I've already heard all the bad ones.

 

why hide when you can just kill them after they've noticed you. That's how it works in skyrim. Boom, boom, click, kill all the witnesses and your bounty is back to what it was before you torched a guard!
Or I guess Swoosh, swoosh, puff.
Because I'm not a fucking nerd and mod my skyrim into having firearms.

 

Look with that kinda set up I'd like you to come up with a dick joke that isn't just the obvious.
Besides I was a LITTLE distracted by how the angry con comes up to Big UM's fucking knee caps if he stretches. That kinda mental image just makes you pause for a bit.

 

Spoiler: mtmte spoilers possibly

And that isn't even talking about the other one.
HOO BOY FORT MAX. TANK INDEED.

I'm a responsible spoiler warner.

 

I like moving more. Might drop in someday if needed.

Don't think Life Support would agree to dismantle someone, unfortunately. Or lie about why he was putting the DAETA offline.

Making corpses vanish is easy. Making corpses themselves not so much with no backup.

 

*sighs* I was using you as an example of the difference, not suggesting that either you or Sev would actually know how Pap would get pregnant. 'Cause Pap thinks that you're all just basically scientists and completely interchangeable, and Sans refused to explain to him why you're actually not.

 

Best is still if the consensus ends up being "political suicide", heh.
But I was more alluding to you not quite passing as 'bot yet, even if you do have the red paint down.

Feel free to, whenever. We've got information, weapons, booze, and more aliens than you ever thought existed.

Self-defense is always a good reason, I've found, heh. But yes, backup is always good. And the more contingency plans you have, the smaller the chance your enemy has more than you.
Especially if one of them is "getting the frag out of here".

Out of curiousity, what's your favourite method of making people vanish?

 

Information is the most tempting of that list, but. Will keep it in mind.

Dismantling is useful and convenient, and coincidentally also a funerary rite on my homeplanet.

Doesn't work so well in urban areas, but plenty of medics are willing to buy premade prosthetics without asking questions beyond "does it work". Also, free energon if you remember to syphon!