shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

sigh. i guess i can hang around a LITTLE longer, evwen though i REALLY feel unvwelcome here due to SOME PEOPLE. its just hard being a svweet, sensitivwe fella vwho gets his name smeared constantly.

 

I don't hate you, kid. Not being impressed by you is not hating you. How about telling us more about you and what you're up to?

 

So, people've been real assholes to you, huh? Hurt you so badly that you now can't help but see malice everywhere? *sighs* Yeah, that sucks.

 

...no. Absolutely no Amporas. You w1ll thank me later.

 

*frowns* So, you know his family? How?

*laughs* Alternia's a small world, huh?

 

heres another (UNEDITED) photo of me. cronus ampora. male/vwiolet/9 svweeps. dont let the fins fool you, im actually a human vwho doesnt evwen care that biologically im better than you. one of my many positivwe attributes is that im vwery progressivwe and dont buy into that vwhole caste shit at ALL. youd be hard-pressed to find a cat thats less casteist than me.

see? this is EXACTLY vwhat im talking about. people judge me by my name before evwen getting to knowv me PERSONALLY.

 

I think perhaps your "look how hot I am!!!" thing makes you seem a little desperate. I make my living on how hot I am and I don't do that. I just let people notice.

 

ON THE ONE HAND... I REALLY WANT TO SUPPORT HIS ARTISTIC CREATIVITY!!!

I MADE THIS ONE A WHILE AGO.

Spoiler: papyrus on someone else's chest

ON THE OTHER HAND...

EHHHH....

I MEAN, I'M SURE HE'S A 'VWERY NICE GUY'. SOMEWHERE. DEEP, DEEP INSIDE.

BUT SO FAR HE JUST SEEMS LIKE TROLL JERRY.

 

one, im a human. tvwo, vwho the fuck is jerry.

 

I wish there were a way to pin this statement on his forehead.

 

OH!! MY MISTAKE. YOU'RE THE FIRST GRAY, HORNED HUMAN I'VE EVER MET.

I THOUGHT I COULD RECOGNIZE AT LEAST ONE OF THE NOT-MONSTER RACES. :|

JERRY'S A GUY FROM SNOWDIN!

HE'S... UHHH.

INFAMOUS.

 

uh, hey, hello, right here. can see evwery vword youre saying. just saying, its kinda a dick movwe to talk about people behind their backs and its an evwen 8IGGER dick movwe to do it right in FRONT of em.

i aint desperate, im just avware that im good-looking. is it really such a CRIME to speak the truth?

 

From what I understand of the people here, under some jurisdictions? Yes.

It's nice to see that you aren't completely oblivious. A little bit of self-awareness, and you might even be capable of... whatever it is you're hoping to achieve here.

 

Don't mind me, I'm just appreciating the pics. *satisfied smile*

*frowns* Wow. If you and Sunshine agree about him, maybe... maybe I shouldn't. But... I don't know Jerry, and I don't wanna judge him by his family, so... maybe you guys both having the same opinion of him is just a coincidence?

But... the "biologically better" shit he said... that doesn't sit right with me at all.

Uh... Pap, I'm pretty sure your first guess was actually right. Humans don't have horns or fins or gray skin or violet blood, you know...

And Cro, please stop bullshitting my spades.

 

Which leads to the question: why do you say you're human when you're clearly a troll? Do you not like being a troll?

 

vwhat? vwhat are you talking about? evwerything ivwe said so far is completely true and evwerything im GOING to say is true because i dont lie much.

 

You said you were a human. But you're obviously not. Sunshine knows your family, and you sure look a hell of a lot like a troll to me, so yeah, I'm not believing that. Unless you're using some poor troll's selfies and identity to catfish the whole thread, which would actually be less honest. So, what's the truth?

 

the truth is i AM a human, im just not one biologically. im a 1950s style greaser in the body of an extremely handsome beforan seadvweller.

 

Uuuuuh, Valiska, I think this guy needs an exorcism and a metal plate...

 

Ah, that makes more sense, now. Cross species identification?