shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

With full understanding that I have no idea what troll culture entails, I do think you're being a bit harsh. Let the human-kin be as silly and obtuse as he likes. He hasn't actually talked about mass murder, has he?

 

So, that question I just asked was completely useless, huh?

 

OH YES THAT IS QUITE TRUE BUT I'M A FOLLOWER OF THE SUMMONER AND NOT THE SUFFERER AND WE DO THIS THING CALLED PREVENTIVE ACTION WHICH INVOLVES USING YOUR INTUITION TO AVOID CREEPS! IT'S LIKE, A SURVIVAL THING!

 

-is perched on a high beam looking down. Her expression at Nichromes parenting is best represented as :3c-

 

Nah But Grey Skin Plus Horns Plus Fins Kinda Makes My Thinkpan Leap To "Really Fucking Dangerous, Be An Offensive Bulgehead Towards".
Id Like To Write It Up To Bad Experiences But Really Im Just Spiteful.

 

Hello, You must be Marco.
A Slag, I haven't even asked for your ranks yet! Addressing proper soldiers by their names only in public, for shame. I must apologize.
-Nichrome's optics scrunch up again and the minibot kneels, leaning down to be closer to the children's height-
I am Captain Nichrome of Iacon, Commanding Officer aboard the TEAM, a Diplomatic Vessel with mandate of the Council of Worlds, as well as filling the function of Represnting the Decepticon Faction during this mission.
And you two are?

 

i rest my case.

 

Pffft, he's not my second-in-command. We're partners! Equals! Compadres!

Star Butterfly, Crown Princess of Mewni!

 

What You Think It Is News That I Am Not Nice?

 

Do excuse me for misinterpreting the situation! Partners then. Like Swiftwing, Life Support and me. It's hard to get used to the arrangement, but then I'm sure you chose yours and knew eachother quite well before you started your adventures.
And...
-Nichrome abruptly stands again-
Do excuse me if I don't kneel or address you with titles then. I have my... issues with royalty.

 

no, i said that it vwas obvwious im being treated like shit because youre bigoted against me. and you outright confirmed it. im an innocent vwictim of your discrimination.

 

No. You're royalty and she's sick of your shit.

 

I've got no issues with fins and I think you're a creep. Back off.

 

im not evwen DOING anything. she came up to ME and started insulting me. do i not havwe a right to DEFEND myself anymore?

 

What's wrong with royalty?

 

Sveethot, HY em better at gettink sum den hyu, und hy usually chust valk op to pipple und ask if dey wanna roll een der hey.

-Noofs @Clover in passing.

 

They're really privileged, and basically run countries or planets. And yet Croco here thinks we're being bigoted against him. *snorts*

 

...aight, yeah, the guy's kinda a creepy fragger, but he ain't done jack shit yet. Maybe stop with the dogpilin' an' he'll stop bitin' back so hard?

 

So, you think it's our fault that he's an asshole?

 

so being biologically royalty, despite not evwen CARING about it or IDENTIFYING vwith it, justifies her calling me an 'embarrassment to trollkind'? vwowv. and you people claim to care about hemophobia.