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Ah. I misunderstood your situation, I'm sorry. Let me guess, worst possible outcome of "one random person slips through the cracks of reality" at the worst possible time?

-Oneira offers Undyne a steaming mug of... well, something. It doesn't smell alcoholic. It smells herby, and, if sampled, has a distinctly odd, but not bad taste, with a slight salty undertone.-
(It has no effect save for bridgeing the time spent drinking it and pausing you maybe just enough to stop freaking out.)

 

* That's right.
* I guess there's nothing for me to do now but accept it!!

[She accepts the mug, letting Papyrus go as she reaches for it.]

 

-squints at Oneira and her assorted beverages- Got anything for hangovers? I feel like I got caught in an undertow.

 

[Papyrus gets a few steps away, outside of easy grabbing range, and stage whispers "THANK YOU" at Oneira.]

OH! BY THE WAY, @Norm the Genie . THE HUMAN WANTED ME TO SHARE THIS WITH YOUR HUMAN.

SHE THOUGHT YOU'D BOTH ENJOY THE FACT THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE LOGISTICS OF SKELETON SEX, AND SOME OF THEM GET...

SILLY.

[He scowls, disgusted, but passes over a link to this nsfw??? picture ]

 

(Sans is blushing a bright blue)
* my human wants to send a thumbs up
* and also
* and i quote
* "GODDAMMIT I KNEW IT WOULD BE THIS WHY"

 

AT LEAST IT WASN'T THE LIGHTSABER.

SHE THOUGHT ABOUT ADDING THE LIGHTSABER ONE TOO.

 

(Sans tries to hide his face)
* the human wants a link
* my human is awful

 

-slings her cloak around Sans in one of her totes-not-hugs- All of our writers are awful. You get used to it.

 

[Papyrus, likewise, covers his face with one hand, trying not to look at the image he passes over. Even if it's tamer and sillier than the other one.]

 

Sex, Sith-style. Or Star Wars style.

Not Jedi-style 'cause they have a lame rule against it.

 

It's not against sex,
it's "no love or attachments."
Gotta make babies.

Haven't you seen it?
The Force runs in families.
No sense dying off!

 

Not the Je'daii, the original Jedi! They were all about balance because their planet would go screwy whenever the local Force would tip too far Light or Dark. I really dig the Je'daii even more than the Grey Jedi, even if they were kind of dickish about non Force-users-

[gets dragged out of conversation by Val before she can nerd out too much]

 

(Ivy gives thumbs up from the right stage exit)
* ...
* it doesn't make a noise

 

Well, I have. Not in a while, though, and not the EU. I doubt the movies really covered the distinction between "no sex" and "no attachments," really, seeing as they're supposed to be family-friendly. Which is why Greedo shoots first now, apparently. *scoffs* Seriously, what's wrong with an anti-hero, people?

@Aveira 'Venena' DeCalix The what? Not the Jedi, the Jedi?

@sans. Thank god!
I have a feeling the noise would get annoying fast.

 

-eyebrow shoots into orbit- That's not a denial that it exists.

 

* Topic Change. Now.

 

* Flirt.

 

(Sans blushes harder.)
* kid
* pal
* buddy
* no.

 

-chews on Val's arm until he lets her resume nerdfacing- Je'daii. The emphasis is a little different and the ending is drawn out. It's what modern Jedi get their name from, you know how words change over time.

 

Are you... flirting with the entire room? All at once?

Kid, that's pretty ambitious. Even if you're me. *smirks*