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@Clover ...I-I may have only grown a centimeter since I last saw her, but I'll have a growth spurt soon, you'll see! I won't be the 129cm Sea Witch forever...

 

Well, everyone knows hats float in the air until they meet someone just the right size to reach their brim. That's what I meant.

 

...They do? Huh, Tatsumiya never taught me about that...

 

You didn't know that??

 

Eh, fair.

Fer the record, most mechs don't have 'em unless we specifically mod our frames. 'S why Bit got so confused. (An' speakin' of-- do me a solid an' don't ask 'em t'grow breasts again until they're actually done growin' up, please? Three centuries is pretty damn young for us, you're hittin' onna kid.)

 

I'm 240 and I'm an adult. Maybe it's different for your colony? I totally agree with not hitting on people who aren't ready, though.

...and, you know, some people never want to interface and that's fine! It takes all types!

 

No? The clothes Tatsumiya has made for me have always fit perfectly, and my old sailor hats have only floated because my home is located underwater.

 

Uh, well...

Guess it's different where I come from! Forget I said it.

 

three centuries is pretty damn young (relativwely speaking) for a biological seadvweller, too. you dont see me clutching my pearls vwhen someone ovwer nine hits on ME.

 

Wow, your kind ages really slowly. I'm only a few centuries old, and I'm already an adolescent!

 

Uhhhh depending on where temprorarily I am right now I'm either fifty or.... mhhhh something like two million at the moment? The me that is a parent is already all the way through the war but the me that is actually getting roleplayed is technically only fifty!

 

I am a million years old, and I am-

I was significantly younger than many colleagues of mine.

 

And I forgot to add the most important part which is I AM AN ADULT EITEHR WAY!!! gosh I am a little scrambled at the moment, clearly.

 

How can I constantly forget how young you all are?

 

Does that include me?

 

I'm... forty? Maybe forty-five or so. There was time travel, it gets confusing.

Of course there's the argument to be made that I'm only twenty, actually, and also the argument to be made that I began at the dawn of time. My setting isn't very conducive to temporal stability or sensibility. But I've experienced somewhere just over forty years of this particular contiguous identity.

 

if you vwanna get unnecessarily technical, ivwe been knocking around for a fewv...vwhiles. you kinda lose track of things after the first decade or so. but, is age REALLY evwen more than just a number? i doubt it.

 

Pretty sure I'm older'n you, if it makes ya feel better. Seven and a half million, or thereabouts. Not as old as old Kup, but getting up there.

 

... Iridium I am seven times your age. Yes that does include you.

 

An astute observation. Time as measured and tracked by aware organisms is really just an illusion. The act of observation can change a thing, but the laws of casualty, which are reduced and organized into the thing we call 'time', apply regardless of if anyone is watching.