shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

FINALLY. Hey gramps how's it hanging.

 

... Should we tell them 'Stasia?

 

The number ain't what bothers me, pretty sure Rust has a few mil on Silver an' I ain't throwin' no kerfuffle over them. Heck, 'parently the guy I talked on gunplay with has 5 mil on me!

What bothers me is Bit ain't even interested in 'facin' yet-- pits, maybe they never will be-- an' I don't want anyone tryna force that on 'em. Tertiary characteristic or no.

 

-he grins-
Well, it ain't falling off yet, if that's what you're asking.

 

-Nichrome raises an optic ridge-
Really now? I think I will have to check for that. Just to make sure...
-The minibot looks around-
Maybe not here and now though. For one the precedent of "Captains 'facing in public" does not actually need to be set here too and for another there's apparently adolescents present.

 

Do you really think @Norm the Genie could help me.

 

Honey, you just let me know when you wanna play doctor. Might even bring my medic along. Get a second opinion.
-he winks-
But we can talk about something a little less racy, if ya like. Not too fond of dragging the kiddos into my 'face life myself.

 

mmmph mmph mmm mmmmmp, mp mmph mmph mph
(rainbows are so fun to make, we should make some)

 

Oh I know! Want to come by the armory and let me know what you prefer in a weapon so I can put you on file? I bet with your frame type you can support a lot more knockback than what i usually get to build.
(Please appreciate that I spent quite some time phrasing that in a way that wouldn't get us right back to the other topic. Why does talking about blasters always have to sound dirty?)

 

Tom looks like a good friend to have. Really like those horns.

 

He can be really sweet and smart and funny!

Spoiler: GIF

 

Who am I to refuse when a pretty lady wants to dress me up? I like something that won't mess with my balance if it's attached - precise and long-range, for choice. You can go with as big a boom as you like. I drop and sometimes launch some big ordnance, so kick's never bothered me none.

 

see, i think theres some miscommunication here. THEY said that they could change their body easily as long as they didnt make themselvwes bigger. nowv here youre treating it like a big production. vwhats the truth.

 

-Nichrome claps her hands, optics crinkling with a smile-
Oh we'll have a lot of fun!

 

Could Does Not Equal Should.

 

vwhats the vworst that could happen? you make the tits too big and brain someone?

 

I leave for one little extraction and suddenly my crew drags drama all over the nice meetingspace.

@Bit please come to me the next time you have questions about physiology, or Cosmina if she's (he's? they're? what pronouns?) in here. A trained medic, at any rate, rather than someone who won't be able to answer you fully. (Also, if you really want a memento from that tentacle-beast we managed to destroy yesterday, the bits it left in Rust are out by the north exit now.)

...actually, are there any medics for the grey horned organics around?

@Cogwheels thank you for defending Bit in my absence, but please go run a few full ventilation cycles. You know how Bit gets when they're curious, don't fault crocells for answering.

And, on that note-- @crocellsApostate consider this a formal apology for my crewmates' behavior, and thanks as well for attempting to answer possibly-inappropriate questions. Cogwheels should not be jumping down your throat so quickly.

However, if Bit starts asking questions about breasts or interface equipment again, please do point them towards me, explaining such things is my responsibility. (And... I must admit a touch of disturbance that your immediate reaction, upon learning about their powers, was to ask if they could display external sexual characteristics, but that may be a case of values dissonance.)

Admittedly Bit is something of a special case-- their particular lack of obvious kibble and the way they put on mass will likely make it difficult to pinpoint when, exactly, they're done growing-- but yes, generally Licentan transformers only reach full size around the end of their first millennium.

Cognitively speaking, though, Bit is still very much a sparkling, thus our... protectiveness, shall we say.

 

We're adults basically right away. Like... maybe a week to get mentally there? Obviously then we've got to build experience, but emotionally an' everything...

 

Acknowledged.

We reach emotional and cognitive maturity shortly before physical, but... still much, much later than those from your planet, apparently.

 

I wonder why. 's interesting!