shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

so vwhat, the hunk of scrap metal is allowved to be curious, but im not? i vwanted to knowv if it vwas possible, is all. dont need to get all moralistic about it.

 

...please do not call the mech I'm raising a hunk of scrap metal.

In any case, of course. I've already acknowledged that my morals may not line up with your own.

 

For the record, I'm a little under six million years old. I have noticed most of the colonists are quite young-- it's fascinating to realize that their hotspots lasted so much longer than ours.

 

This is a problem I have too! I was born in, we think, 2995 AF (After the Fall) and it was 3030 AF when I left my dimension. So in terms of time passed in my dimension, I'm thirty-five years old. But in terms of time as I've experienced it, it's only been twenty-two years. I lived somewhere where time passes more slowly for much of my childhood.

 

Aren't you grateful it made me? :P

 

Always. And forever grateful that it made you on a planet that wasn't Cybertron, despite all the awful things your home did.

 

What, you don't think me and Stentato would look fashionably dashing in the good red-or-purple?

 

I think you would look rather more fashionable alive than dead, yes.

 

Get A Pile You Two This Is Getting Disgustingly Shmoopy.

 

Haha, a pile? What?

 

I understand all of those words separately.

 

A Pile. Because You Are Clearly So In Diamonds With Eachother It Is Makind Me Gag. Go Be Pale For Eachother Somewhere That Isnt Public There Are Children Present Et Cetera Et Cetera.

 

Is this... a culture thing? What is 'being pale', being 'in diamonds', and the significance of a 'pile'?

 

None of that made any sense.

 

hate to agree vwith disgusting revwerse-casteists, but shes got a point. pale romance IS revwolting and should be done in privwate.

 

I think we need some dance music.

 

Oh, is this part of your quadratic romantic system? Would you be willing to explain?

 

I'll stick with quadratic equations!

 

gladly. moirallegiance/pale romance happens vwhen a troll is nookvwhipped into accepting non-conspicuent romance. they havwe absolutely NO SEX and spend most of their time talking about each others feelings or some bullshit. the only good moirallegiance is one thats obvwiously destined to vwax pitch or flush. its a complete vwaste of a quadrant and should be abolished for a third conspicuent quadrant. maybe one thats vwiolet, vwiolets a svweet color.

 

LEAVE THIS TO THE PROFESSIONAL, WILL YOU?

HI EXCUSE ME, I'M ONE OF SPLODY HERE'S MOIRAILS AND I HAVE COME TO EXPLAIN TROLL ROMANCE!
PALE ROMANCE, SOMETIMES ALSO CALLED DIAMONDS OR MORE OFFICIALLY "MOIRAILLEGIANCE" IS A VERY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP TWO TROLLS FORM, CHARACTERIZED MOSTLY BY MUTUAL FEELINGS OF GENTLENESS, TRUST AND PITY. YOUR MOIRAIL LIKE KEEPS YOU IN CHECK, HELPS YOU BE A BETTER TROLL- OR MECH IN THIS CASE I GUESS? ANYWAY! IT'S ABOUT BEING A CALMING INFLUENCE ON EACHOTHER! YOU PROTECT EACHOTHER, KEEP EACHOTHER AWAY FROM BAD DECISIONS, TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS...
I'S A VERY IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP!