shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*fistbump of solidarity*

also HEY EVERYBODY I KNOW HERE HI THIS IS MY BEST HATEFRIEND/QUADRANT PERVERSION BUDDY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
BT is awesome and you should say hi

 

Sounds like a fun way to spend a few minutes.

*evil smile*

 

Well then you were poorly balanced, weren't you?

Spoiler: GIF

 

*tries her damnedest to keep quiet*

Yo+u kno+w...That was really fun, but maybe we sho+uld keep that in private places. Just so+ yo+u kno+w.

 

Please View This Coming Wow As Though It Were Written In All Capitals Like Karkat

Wow

 

Oh, hush yo+u brat.

 

I'm sorry, I don't really know what's appropriate. You don't get taught that by three thousand year old shapeshifters. Nobody I wanted to make out with in the Master's House.

 

hehehe really ?

i think were defining interface a little differently here unless yours is a lot more gropey than mine
its just the behavior mods, dont worry about it

why would i even have a small hivecluster
are you pan-damaged
where is your lusus, should you be out by yourself?
=&2^n80CK'

{licks you}

 

(worries a tiny bit anyway)

*entirely metaphorical high five!*

*giggles* is that a 'let's explore these newfound dimensions of 69'?

 

Ugh, enough of those Trinity-be-damned practice runs! I know we need to keep up our fitness, but I'd rather keep up my comfort, thank you very much. How's everyone? Apart from Ten, I see how she is *fond wink*

 

my lusus vwas taken from me in a tragic kidnapping. of course, seeing as i vwas perfectly fine vwithout him for the majority of my adolescence and im an adult nowv, it doesnt matter that much.

anyvways, its funny that you should call ME pan-damaged. seeing as certain bits of you remind me a vwhole lot of an acquaintance of mine.

hes a little...vwhats the vword for it nowv that vwont get people on my ass? special? yeah, hes a little 'special'.

 

there is so much high going on all inside me rn bro you dont even GET IT
not a metaphor to be seen, even

im holding out for an interface thatll make being plugged in more fun first, sounds like LoD up theres got a special funtimes rig

 

Do you... have friends?

Spoiler: GIF

 

course i havwe friends, i havwe more friends than i knowv vwhat to do vwith. i havwe a fucking glut of friends and a drought of quadrant partners.

 

So... you like your friends?

 

I don't think he does.

Seriously, kid. I've been you, resenting everyone else for things that I didn't have. Stopped me actually getting to do anything. Nobody wants miserable whiny complainy people.

 

Hy ken tell hyu about human muscles. Der eenternal vorkinks ov us Jägerkin is pro-pry-ee-tary eenformation hy em afraid.

Yaz, eet comes out mine tail ven hy steeng und out een mine mouth all der time. Und no thenk hyu. Only der Heterodynes iz allowed to vork on us, is a jäger ting again.
(Hokeh Σ:)

Und hyu medics iz right. Hyu should be takink more care ov hyuself!

 

define 'like'.

 

YOU HAVE NEITHER. THERE IS A GOOD REASON FOR THIS.

I THINK YOU ARE ACTUALLY WORSE THAN ME. IN A LOT OF WAYS. AT LEAST WHEN I SAY CREEPY SHIT. I DO NOT USUALLY MEAN IT.

 

You Do Realize That Saying It Like That Just Makes It Very Apparent What You Really Mean

Even Just A Little Cognizant Of That Fact