shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Go+nna pass o+n that. Maybe call up Aranea. See ho+w she's been after the who+le po+wer trip thing and if she wants to+ get so+mething to+ eat.

 

I'm starting to feel sorry for this guy. I don't think this amount of paranoia could be very healthy for him.

 

about that, ivwe been blocked for a fewv eons and ivwe been meaning to ask if you could talk to her about it.

so vwhat, nowv discovwering the explanation for vwhy your life has sucked for seemingly no reason is 'paranoia'? next youre going to tell me that knowving exactly howv incredibly attractivwe you are is 'narcissistic'.

 

No+t happening.

 

look, cmon, it vwas a MISUNDERSTANDING. hit the photo NEXT to the photo i ACTUALLY vwanted to send her, and it happened to be a selfie. one vwhere i vwasnt vwearing anything. a total honest mistake but she didnt believwe me vwhen i explained the funny little situation to her. but shell believwe the truth if it comes from YOU.

 

Let me reiterate: No+t happening.

 

@crocellsApostate You don't seem to be someone who takes "no" for an answer very well, huh...

 

vwhatre you implying here, kid.

 

I'm not sure how much sense it makes to use "kid" here when I'm over a century older than you...

Developmentally, maybe, but this is getting into some kind of confusing territory...

 

@crocellsApostate A-anyways, it doesn't give off a really good vibe when you so this. And when you've been repeatedly defending the person who really hurt me, it starts to get really scary. Honestly, I'm afraid you'll try mimicking some of his behavior because you think it will help you get a partner, and I'm especially worried you'll try it with me.

 

Are witches a different type of creature than humans, Wadanohara? Your long lives seem to exceed the normal human span by quite some bit.

 

You should introduce me to him, what are his interests?

 

Ah, fair. I'm... not sure how anatomy can be proprietary, but I'm certainly not going to push if you'd rather I didn't work on you.

...Consider this a formal offer of alliance: should he try anything in here, my crew and I will do our best to protect you. I realize you're likely more than capable of defending yourself, but our resources and capabilities are at your disposal.

 

Should he show his nose here again I shall shoot him with my service revolver. It works quite well.

 

This Is The Sort Of Practicality I Can Get Behind

 

I sometimes regret that my life is mostly a study of violence and its application to international politics and interpersonal affairs. But sometimes it's quite satisfying.

 

I Sometimes Regret That My Life Was A Whirling Buggywinged Storm Of Meteors And Murder But These Things Seem To Happen

Which Is Not At All To Say That Im Happy To Hear That

More A Sort Of Sympathizing For Your Situation

 

We are our circumstances, alas. I'm just good at making myself feel bad about it.

 

Oh That Is A Very Fun Club To Be In

The Most Fun Club In Fact And One That Is Highly Exclusive

And Look There Is That Out Of Control Human Sarcasm Again

 

You learned something of our customs well, then. I presume you had extensive contact with humans before? Not of my dimension, though.