shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

[* Vegetoid's inert remains can't answer the question; vegetables don't talk.]
[* And dusty remnants of vegetables talk even less.]
[* But the subaccount is shambling about in order to narratively lampshade something related to @crocellsApostate 's claims...]
[* Other accounts have been nearly universally disliked.]

 

* ...Uhhh.
* Which kid was that, again?

 

The one that...

I don't actually remember. Nevermind.

 

still. from the MOMENT i stepped in here, people started attacking me. before id barely evwen introduced myself. not EVWEN for anything id supposedly done, they vwent after me for my IDENTITY. my perfectly harmless identity that doesnt personally affect any of them in literally any vway.

so excuse me if im reluctant to believwe its all entirely my fault.

 

Definitely the first thing. I mean, seriously, Plant Pal, I'm a genie. I've been kept against my will before, and I don't want anyone else to suffer that. And Zach gives off some serious creep vibes, so... *shudders* Yeah. I was fighting him for Sans.

*rolls his eyes* I'm being like this 'cause you're a creep, not 'cause you sell shit. Seriously...

 

* ...Well, if you don't remember, you don't remember.
* But if you ever do remember...
* Tell me what they were like.
* ...
* I can't help but wonder...
* ...
* No, that's silly.
* But tell me anyway! I want to know.

* Hey, I'm not judging anybody here. :)
* I just wanted to know if you're being honest with yourself.
* About what you really want.

 

Kid, you came in here whining that people think your ass is a target and then you complained that people took shots at it.

 

Do you just... generally ignore people trying to talk to you or trying to defend you?

 

That appears to be the case, yes. Charming habit, isn't it? No wonder he has so many friends.

 

Yeah, I am. I never said I didn't want Pap. All I said was that he wasn't why I got into that particular fight.

*smirks* And hey, Pap's my boyfriend now, yeah, so you can't say I wasn't ever honest with myself about what I wanted. If I wasn't, well, how could I have gone after him?

 

I just wanted to offer help I...
This is a bit upsetting?

 

Can't help everyone, medic. Especially not slaggers like that one.

 

/shows up 9 pages late with starbucks
wait who cares about a stupid number
/outie again

 

You do this a lot, don't you?

 

Don't even think about taking advantage.

 

My, that's a leap. For once, I was actually just asking a question, not leading into some contrived and lengthy debate to feel better about myself.

 

They were like... uuuugh, it sounds dumb.

Like a person-shaped hole in the world. But also like a totally normal kid?

 

I don't trust anyone who asks about the medic's problem.

 

Uh, but how can we help him, then?

 

[* Totally not here.]