shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

you vwerent evwen HERE vwhen i showved up. if you vwere, youd knowv that i nevwer did ANY of that.

go drowvn in a vwat of vwrinkle cream or something. do something PRODUCTIVWE instead of continuing to attack a cyberbullying vwictim.

im SORRY that i cant PERSONALLY REPLY to evwery one of the six different people talking to me at one time. not EVWERYONE is good at multitasking, yknowv.

 

If he asks you to help him, you can help him.
I will be watching.

 

Suffering is very very upsetting. I don't like it when people suffer. I'm a medic, I fix hurt. Why can't I fix things well enough?

Throttleeeeee no. He just wants to talk!

That is an oddly specific example you went to there but okay.

 

You! Hey! How are you?

 

*sighs* There's an archive, Crocro. The stuff we say doesn't poof away after we say it. It remains here, for us and future folks to peruse and reply to.

 

About a thing that upsets you and is easy to take advantage of.
You can talk. I'm just going to be suspicious for a while.

 

This makes no sense...? Shouldn't you generally try and... maybe say thanks when people defend you?

I uh... I'm not sure there is much I can be helped with? I'm not sure what you mean...

You're doing the silly overprotectiveness thing again Throttle. People aren't going to be mean! And besides it's hardly "taking advantage" when I would freely offer medical services anyway!

 

that is the most idiotic nickname ivwe heard in my life, and i knowv someone vwho calls me ampersand.

anyvways, the archivwes arent accurate because you need the emotional context to properly understand it. if you vwerent there, theres no vway to GET that emotional context.

 

-makes a displeased sort of clicking sound-
I'll still be here.

 

... well, your empathy seems to be making you pretty upset. You see everyone and wanna help them but when it turns out that you can't, it hurts you.

Ampersand. Fine. I will now call you Ampersand.

*sighs* And no, Ampersand. If you have anything like a brain in your head, you can figure out the emotional context, you can look for all the clues you need.

 

Would it be incredibly tacky of me to ask you to ease off the throttle a little bit? Yes? Alas, it seems I've said it anyways.

Relevant to previous discussion. Consider: you are not the only medic in the universe. In a lot of ways, the universe is going to be vaster than comprehension, even this little reality bending section of it. One medic will never be enough to fix all the hurt, but that only means that the hurt you do fix is all the more significant for it.

Your failures are not failures, and your successes are miracles. And sometimes you just do not have the cultural lexicon to properly fix the issue. That is where the other medics come in.

 

@Your best friend
*interested in the talking flower, walks over and sniffs it*

 

-flat, unimpressed stare-

 

and, yknowv, for all that youre harping about people standing up for me and defending me, i only remember vwhat, tvwo or three? the shark, (vwho you guys CHASED OUT because he made a mistake a vwhile back), the one robot vwith the yellowv and blue, and the other robot vwho insulted me vwhile supposedly defending me so they dont count.

 

I like this guy.

 

I Show Up To Find More Ampora

Charming

 

[Flat, unimpressed stare in return. Welcome to the staring wars.]

 

dont call me ampersand. its bad enough vwhen she does it, but shes hot, so i havwe to grin and bear it.

and you CANT, you havwe to 8E there. not evwen HAVWE been there. you havwe to be there right at the time its happening to properly grasp the emotional context, and remembering/reading doesnt vwork.

 

* I'm being not-here!
* I'm Schrodinger's kid, you know?
* But it's okay, I'm used to it.
* How are you?

 

Yes but that can't be fixed. It's uh. hardwired. Core programming. I'd rather not shut my medic protocols off, I need those...

But it hurts so badly. I can't stand it, being unable to help when people hurt. It's... It's terrible!

I wasn't even there when you came! And you never say the words "Thank You" to those who try and defend you or see your good qualities! And believe me I deal with quite a lot of people who are abrasive and mean and bitter as a front to not be hurt! It's... it's okay! People here are nice if you're nice to them!