shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

How about what?

 

Mrrrow?

 

*flicks tail because nobody is paying attention to him*

 

//pets Jorin

 

*purrs* *rubs face against*

 

so the furballs allowved to ask for attention but im not. svwell.

 

The furball doesn't seem to think insulting everyone is a great way of getting attention, either.

 

and yet you just indirectly gavwe me attention for that vwery same thing.

 

The furball is my girlfriend's cat, and you're a little creepy.

 

You strike me as the sort that's so desperate for attention that you'll take bad attention. Kind of like someone so desperate for love they'll take abusive love, and I've seen that all too often. Including in myself, when I was young. It was the only love on offer. I'm telling you that it doesn't really help.

 

theres no such thing as bad attention. sure, the kind that invwolvwes people fawvning ovwer me is preferable, but. either vway, im there and evweryone knowvs it.

maybe it doesnt help YOU but i feel pretty helped.

 

Yet you seem very unhappy.

 

see, i got a fewv different attention-based needs that need filling.

ones the general attention need, vwhich is feeling pretty maxed out right nowv and id like to keep it that vway. ANY kind of attention fills that.

second one is the 'people like me' meter. that goes DOWVN vwhen people shit on me for no reason. its PRET-TY lowv because no one appreciates sensitivwe artistic geniuses.

and finally you got the romance one. im not going to disclose howv high or lowv it may or may not be because its not any of anyones business unless theyre looking to find out if im single so they can snap me up. in vwhich case, im single.

 

Ah, that makes sense. You see, though, that attracting bad attention -- while it might satisfy that general attention need -- works against getting those other two needs met?

 

Yes, and nobody's forcing you to go outdoors to shit.

 

So I see that people are 8ecoming well acquainted with another of our 8eloved friends. Delightful.

 

Mrrow?

*walks over to Aranea and rubs his face against her*

 

Oh? Oh, well aren't you a inquisitive thing. Only a single mouth as well, and the most wonderful looking golden pelt. Sadly, 8eforan felines are restricted to white pelts though you wouldn't know that.

*bends down to pet the cat that doesn't hate her. this is nice. soft cat.*

 

good luck vwith your newvfound fleas.

 

The fleas are, I'm sure, way better company than you.