shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I don't 8elieve we've 8een introduced, no! Though I can't say that our 8oth 8eing prone to meddling is a good sign of our getting along. A lot of the 8utting heads with Porrim I had was 8ecause of our tendencies to 8ug and fuss and meddle. Or is 8ecause of that, really. She sends a 8unch of reminders for me to eat, I remind her to actually sleep and all the while we 8oth get frustrated!

 

I sleep. What are yo+u talking abo+ut?

And if I didn't remind yo+u to+ eat, yo+u'd just be trapped in yo+ur libraryblo+ck fo+r all eternity.

 

Tea doesn't count as sleeping, Porrim. Neither does coffee.

 

I don't even remember. I was distracted. Running ideas over in my head. That kind of thing.

Hello, Aranea. I'm Anhelia Aescar who died.

 

And tea isn't fo+o+d, Aranea. The way yo+u act tho+ugh yo+u'd think it was!

But it's no+t.

 

Quite a lot of dead people here. Or at least people who have died. Are you a ghost then? Or in a predicament more similar to Porrim where you're undead? Apologies if that's prying or too forward! It is nice to 8e properly acquainted either way.

 

* Are we starting a dead people club now?
* I want a t-shirt.

 

We had a meal together recently, hush.

 

That was ho+urs ago+, brat. At least get a fruit o+r so+mething, go+d.

 

if i didnt havwe control, most of you vwould havwe a lot more rifle-based injuries than you do nowv. luckily for you, i happen to KNOWV that vwiolence is rarely the ansvwer.

 

if I didn't have control you would be a smudge of organic waste matter but guess what.
It's really a testament of your youth and naivety in dealing with alien species that you haven't even thought about whether or not this space might be littered with traps.

 

Nah.

First of all you can't shoot people full of holes in a dreamscape once they understand that they can't be hurt there.
Second of all I would take your gun too and get a matched set of Ampora guns.

 

Oh, look, li'l pointy thinks his guns're a threat. [The sixty-foot-tall well-armored robot with tank turrets for shoulders sounds more amused than offended.]
Anyone's dangerous if they lose control'a their actions, but you don't seem too keen on controllin' your words neither. Can't blame a mech fer keepin' on-guard 'round someone who says shit like "if I had less control y'd have more bullet holes".

 

@freshetWeaver LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO go ask your kismesis if he's overcompensating.

 

i dont use ahabs anymore, actually, thanks to it being 8RUTALLY DESTROYED vwhile the person destroying it LAUGHED at me. duct tape kinda vworks but it doesnt fire properly anymore.

so do you think im a threat or not? make up your mind. either im going to snap and unleash righteous vwengeance upon you all or im not.

 

I don't think the weapons you've revealed so far are a threat. Don't mean I'm gonna trust you only got guns.

 

uh, my specibus is riflekind, and its the only one i got. i only CAN use guns.

(first one, technically, but im nevwer using the second one evwer again. so it doesnt count.)

 

^ ^

I can think of one firearm who would be quite the threat in the hands of a capable shooter. However, the revolver in question is unconvinced of the fish boy's ability to properly aim.

 

Jetfuel. Y'can use plenty'a weapons y'ain't trained in.

 

i dont think you understand howv a strife specibus VWORKS. id need a different card to be able to use a different vweapon.