shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Because I've stuck with people just because we'd been in the same general area and group for decades, and guess what? That's a shitty basis for a friendship. It's wonderful to care about people, but you can't squeeze blood from a stone and just because someone is fun doesn't mean they're healthy for you.

Now, that's only loosely related to saving his life, I figure you're doing that because you're a nice person who doesn't want to see people die. But I'm telling you, he is a toxic friend.

SEE?!

 

Like, he literally did this to himself by being a dumbass who liked the sound of murder, and now he's probably going to shoot you and blame you for it.

 

By the way, kid, the choice isn't that obvious. Like. Look, I've probably killed people. I know what it's like to be there! But you actually have two choices. Let yourself die to save others and hope for some sort of nesting afterlife, or keep killing people who care about you. One life for many. Many lives for one.

 

Not necessarily. I don't care what you kill, as long as receiving my bullet causes the fatality.

 

the choice is vwery obvwious. ME not existing anymore or other people vwho ARENT me existing anymore? its like throwving the empress into a bonfire to savwe a gang of street rats.

 

So, you think you're worth more than @Porrim Maryam ? Who's been working her aft off to save you from your own dumb mistake?

 

Yo+u say that like this isn't the first time so+meo+ne in my gro+up o+f friends has decided that murder is the so+lutio+n to+ o+ur pro+blems. Or general megalo+mania in the case o+f Aranea's recent antics.

I do+n't care ho+w to+xic he is, he's my friend and I'm no+t giving up o+n him. I'm definitely no+t go+ing to+ lie do+wn and let him sho+o+t us. Quite the co+ntrary. If I have to+ I'll make use o+f my lo+vely rainbo+w drinker durability. But I'm go+ing to+ stand by him and that's that. Even if that invo+lves kicking him in the shameglo+bes.

So+ please just shut the fuck up. I'm no+t taking yo+ur advice, bo+lts fo+r brain.

 

I assume that now is not the time to have a little talk, Porrim?

 

This is why my husband told her not to punch you. However, we are multidimensional paradigm theorists. He's an interdimensional physicist and I'm a cursebreaking witch and professor of alchemy.

You are safe inside this liminal space.

If you actually harm our daughter, my colleagues (with my advice including everything we've learned here) will remove that shit and then we will pathwork to wherever the fuck you are and obliterate you there. Since I'm pregnant, we won't be able to do it immediately, but that just means you won't know when to expect it.

 

nevwer said i vwas gonna pick HER.

 

No+ it's really, really, REALLY no+t.

 

*smirks* You know, Ampersand, there is a way out of this.

 

Goddamn, you're being so dumb. Protecting yourself from abuse isn't giving up on people. But I guess you think I should have stuck with the people who were sucking me dry, eh?

 

there is?

 

Fucking victimblamer. You act like you're nice but you're not. At least I know I'm worth scrap.

 

Nevermind, I'm projecting. Vent deep, Lacuna, vent deep. People not making the choice you did doesn't invalidate your choice. Vent deep.

 

Yep. I just figured it out. *smirks*

I'm not sure if you actually have what it takes to pull it off, but if you do, well... that'll be good for all of us.

 

*hysterical laughter*

 

There's no+t much I can do+. I'm go+ing to+ be this way my life thro+ugh. Or unlife I guess.

Just because I'm go+ing to+ make sure he gets thro+ugh this, do+esn't mean I'm go+ing to let him run rampant and walk all o+ver me. I take very little o+f his shit.

 

im not offing myself, if thats vwhat youre cheekily suggesting.