shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

all i need is a cool outfit and a lot more hair gel. im already genetically identical to the guy.

 

A cool outfit, a lot more hair gel...shameglobes that anyone other than you wants to touch...and some actual fighting ability... maybe...

 

oh come on, i HIGHLY doubt animals are any harder to kill than imps are and i fought those for three svweeps.

 

So is someone going to shot me at ANY point because I am absolutely 100% ready to get shot at like right this second at this point i don't even care about the crazy parasitic magic gun baby I was promised to birth but you don't leave a guy waitin when he is begging and begging and BEGGING you to please just fucking SHOT him.

 

... Oh, I'm sorry I left you hanging, I got distracted over encounter tables and monster stats here.
(Kite gestures to a stack of tabletop pen&paper books and sheets)

 

Why do you want to be shot, Deadpool? Doesn't it hurt? Or are you just so used to hurting?

 

No, I have a gun, but I am not convinced that this mister Deadpool actually needs to be shot. Quite often asking to be shot is indicative of psychological problems not readily remediated via the puncturing of holes in flesh.

 

And I have already shot too many that did not need it. I would be quite happy to never have to shoot anyone ever again.

 

I have a lady friend waitin for me on the other side I just need to actually get there. Death is hot.

 

I think the moment is past. Gotta keep that pacing right for the joke to work you know. having a whole fight between the set up and the punchline makes it fall flat and by it I mean I fell flat on my face after half an hour of hanging upside down.

 

I've wandered the Grey Lands myself and there's nothing much fun going on there. And unless your willpower is exceptional, you won't stay whole there for long. Unless you experience a different existence after death than we do.

But I've seen your healing; a bullet isn't taking you there.

 

look, it takes a LOT of mental preparation to just up and SHOOT someone. evwen if theyre literally asking for it.

 

... Do pardon me, but--
(Oneira starts laughing.)

 

Oh you sweet sweet summer child.

 

Hey, now, first intentional kill's usually the hardest, cut 'im some slack. Even if red'n'loud ain't actually gonna die of it.

 

Fair Point. I forget about that. It was a long time ago for me.

 

Shooting is so impersonal. I'd dread to see how he would fare with a knife.

 

Subpar stamina, got it.

 

I wouldn't call knives any more personal, but I suppose the distance matters to some people.

 

Babe, whatever it is you are insinuating I can assure you my everything is par, even overpar if you wanna say it like that.