shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

That's only hot if you've never had to live with the aftermath, dude.

 

That dimension simply wasn't able to deal with your hotness.

 

you get off to bush pruning??

 

*confused* The aftermath of cutting some plants and then going for a nice swim?

That's what was hot, the stuff that was actually literally on screen. Three hot dames, dressed in very little, cutting some plants, and then going swimming. That's the part I liked.

Not the innuendo about doing the same thing to the hair down there.

No! To the hot dames, you idiot!

And well, you get off to a sociopath gun killing all your enemies and planting its seed in them, so there!

 

vwell, you didnt SAY it vwas the girls. howv vwas *i* supposed to tell you meant them?

and, vwell, its not like planting 'seed' in your enemies is a newv concept by any means, so there.

 

Well, most of the time, it's your own seed you plant, not some stupid gun's! So there!

 

youre just jealous that the gun can get a vwingman vwhen you cant.

 

Norm's already got two steady romantic partners, though. Why would he need a wingman?

 

Wingman? Hah!

I'm in two awesome, committed poly relationships, and sometimes have Deadpool and Mirrors on the side in here. I don't need a wingman. Never had.

 

I don't think the concept of "romance" can really be applied to a being like me. >_<

 

oh, come on. 'mated for life'? calling me your partner vwhenevwer you bring me up?

 

W-well! This isn't a topic I'd like to get very much into, but I'll just say that magic helps.

A lot.

 

My business partner. My partner in crime. We were supposed to be a simpatico, a duo working together to achieve a killing spree.

 

tomato, tomahto.

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you know I was talking about the whole hair thing.

Also, IDK, but if he actually got off to the sociopath gun thing he'd at least have given it a shot by now.

 

Trust me, pal. If you ever end up near the business end of my barrel, you will be on the receiving end of it.

 

That's probably true, but the only things I've ever done that were remotely close to magic involved piloting a car across an open gorge during a period of time when the dreamscape and the physical world were intermingled and having a shared dream with a thylacine.

 

Yep. I knew that. It just wasn't the thing I liked about the video.

 

alright, alright, JEEZ. you dont havwe to be so AGGRESSIVWE about it.

 

Please do not frag any nonconsenting guns.