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Not with that attitude anyway. :\

And there's so many ways to change species, too....

 

Ok

Finally The Issue Has Been Cleared Up

Thank You Apparently Sentient Fourth Wall

Now I Will Proceed To Sit Here Awkwardly And

Do Something

I Dont Know What

But Something

 

((this reminds me of the time i accidentally typed 'pubic affection' instead of 'public affection'

 

vwho says i vwant to change my physical species? i happen to like howv i look. vwery, vwery much.

 

> Cronus account
> 'pubic affection'
> "accidentally"

Mmhmmm.

Shape shifters are hot duh

 

vwait, they are?

 

Uh, hell yeah? Being whatever your lover desires... switching up your sexlife by changing forms...

 

I am not sure I can answer that without being placed in the actual situation because I don't know what my sources of information for coming to that conclusion would have been; however given this particular example, I would state that given what I've just been told by the creature itself, including the part where it enjoys doing its thing and doesn't object? I'd be fine with destroying those bastards.

Here's the thing, Norm: right now we can be as idealistic as we please because we're in a liminal dreamscape where nobody can do any damage to anyone else that they don't want to have done to them.

In the real world sometimes you have to make decisions pretty quickly. If a ship was coming out of a gate to drop a boxload of those things on Pennarion, I'd not hesitate to blast it to bits before it hit atmosphere. I'm perfectly okay with valuing the lives they intend to destroy over their lives.

 

As Norm explained, "bush" is a slang term for a woman's pubic hair. Women often trim or shape this hair.

But typically not with chainsaws. *shrug*

That's how I'd have reacted to what you said some years ago, my dear.

 

Yeah. True.

*sighs* Just... I don't wanna hurt people anymore, you know... I've had enough of that. Enough of hurting people, enough of being bad, enough of all that... And yeah, I don't expect to magically become perfect or anything, but... it'd be nice if I could. If I always knew the right answer and could keep everyone safe and happy...

 

*shudders*

I don't want my wife to look like anyone else. She's perfect as she is, and I enjoy the security of knowing that she's herself and I'm myself and neither of us will ever be anyone else.

 

I Am Just Going To Skip The Earlier Bit Of That As The Issue Has Already Been Handled And Is On Lockdown So We Can Honestly Just Leave It To Die Now

Anyway

Perhaps It Was Sarcasm

What Then Elderly Human Whose Name I Do Not Really But I Think It Is Ford

What Then

 

... yeah.

It's hot in theory and sometimes in practice, but... I'd freak if Sunshine asked me to be you or Pap asked me to be Mettaton. And if I ever try to make either of them into Sev, well... they both can slap me for it. In most unsexy way possible, of course.

*sighs* And it's a trick my masters have taken advantage of, so...

 

say, completely hypothetically, vwhat vwould be those vways to become one of em you mentioned. strictly out of curiosity.

you vwant a medal for that or something?

 

It's Ford. *smiles*

I knew you'd get it.

No, why would I want a medal for that? It's just a statement of fact.

 

*smiles weakly* You did, huh?

 

Yes Well I Am Kanaya Maryam

Which I Said Elsewhere But Im Not Sure If You Heard That So I Am Stating It Again Just To Be Safe

 

Sorry, I couldn't hear you.

 

Yes Well I Am Kanaya Maryam

Which I Said Elsewhere But Im Not Sure If You Heard That So I Am Stating It Again Just To Be Safe

But Louder