shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Not the stupidest wish I'd have ever granted. Trust me, there are much worse.

*sighs* How can I be sure that's what'll happen, though? Or that I'll like them as much as they'd like me?

 

Ok I just got a text from "don't blame me I almost failed mathematics but only almost", and it's as follows:

"I suspect that he mistakes the function that describes pleasure in regards to kibido as at least linear, if not exponential, whereas it is probably closer to being a logarithmic one, with an added element that takes social environment into account, leading to the conclusion that the point where the libido to pleasure ratio is highest has already been passed."

 

And in terms people other than Ford can understand?

 

That's an interesting notion but I don't know if I agree with that particular model.

 

I wanna know what "kibido" is.

(I kid, I kid.)

 

[Angel] -discreetly signs Norm up to OkCupid and leaves a spare laptop with a Jeannie sticker on it lying around with the browser up-

[Stalker] Damn girl, that's mean. And you know it's bad when I'm the one saying it.

[Angel] Shhh.

 

If I got that right, and I went to look up what those functions look like because ???, I think it might just've been an elaborate way of saying "dial it down, you might be more successful"

 

Uh... what? A dating site? Run by Cupid?

*purses his lips* Well... I can't deny that might be useful, yeah. And nice sticker. Thanks!

@eyefishSoup Er, I'll try. Without magical help. My libido is my own and I'm not gonna artificially change it.

 

Well yes, I was just musing on the question of whether it's the same function for everyone. I...no, that would be rude.

 

There's nothing wrong with having a high libido, it's when you make it everyone else's problem.

 

[Ange] -innocent smile with a hint of serial killer- You're welcome.

 

*sighs* I don't mean to. Honest. I really don't. Just...

 

Spit it out. Tell me, genius.

 

I know exactly where that was going and it had nothing whatsoever to do with your problem, Norm.

 

Okay. Got it. Sorry.

 

It really didn't. *blush*

 

[Lyra] -signing- <Is the empath here? Does he have a safe room? Or can someone who thinks loudly come over here and meditate on the least sexy not gross thing they can think of?>

 

It's time for us to go home from this party anyway.

 

Yeah, though my human loves this, they should really go to sleep too.

 

[Lyra] -expression of absolute dismay, like she's considering clinging to Valiska's skirts- -her signing is frantic- <Don't leave me with the genie!>