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How About No

 

...Jade? You mean the little girl with the dog ears?

 

I Am Honestly Kind Of Amazed At Some Of My Friends Given What Growing Up On Alternia Is Like

Though I Guess We Were Efficient Enough At Actually Winning The Game So

I Still Wouldnt Call Us Practical Though

I Didnt Say It Was One Though Now I Kind Of Want It To Be

Just To Be Obstinate

 

Other Me Here Is Right

 

Multi-Jade fusions tend to be around room temperature, actually. Multi-Ruby fusions produce a lot of heat, though.

 

uh, no. furry porn is kinda the antithesis of boners. i mean JADE jade. higher than olivwe, lowver than teal. blood caste.

 

It's never going to be for sale, because I don't even trust myself with it and I trust nobody else with it even that much. Well, there's Bane, but he's blood-bound to me. So trustworthy by that, I guess.

Point being, though; Bill's physical bodies in our dimensions are killable. He can be banished.

 

Ho+ly shit, Ampo+ra. Do+ we really need to+ have ano+ther talk abo+ut the fetishizatio+n o+f my caste? I mean, I guess yo+u're no+t asking fo+r gro+ss as hell vio+let o+n jade po+rn again but this really isn't much o+f an impro+vement. We're still treating my caste as so+me so+rt o+f exo+tic sexy land o+f especially yo+uthful girls that will so+o+n be o+ut o+f reach!

 

FUCHSIA on jade.

 

Sometimes there's nothing one can do. Not alone. That's why we have...

[They make a small, dismissive noise and shake their head.]

Well. That's why my society has close-knit crews, at any rate. I can't speak for Valiska's, though what little I've heard has sounded familiar.

If Valiska's skills do not suit-- perhaps let Stanley try. It would be hard for him to make things worse.

 

Oh, so+ no+w we've mo+ved to+ fetishizing two+ o+f the suppo+sedly all female castes. Only suppo+sedly because there are, in fact, male jadeblo+o+ds but we happen to+ be a rare and precio+us reso+urce. Which is also+ fetishized! Oh, jadeblo+o+d shemale po+rn when will yo+u ever be co+mpletely erased fro+m existence.

 

cmon, vwhys it any of your business vwhat i happen to be into? im sure YOUVWE got some kinks that vwould make vwantas shit his nipple pants in rage knocking around in there. dont kinkshame.

 

And no+w yo+u're pulling the kinkshaming card o+n me. I'd be fine with yo+u getting o+f o+n thinking abo+ut what we do+ to+ each o+ther do+wn in the caverns IF yo+u weren't treating us like o+bjects. As is tho+ugh yo+u do+ so+, yes, I think I'm go+ing to+ get upset abo+ut this. It's no+t what yo+u're into+, Cro+nus. It's why and ho+w yo+u act abo+ut it. There's also+ the treatment o+f the girls in questio+n by the po+rn industry, but I've lo+ng since given up trying to+ get thro+ugh to+ yo+u o+n that because yo+u always assume I blanket hate all po+rn.

 

Booooo! Probably a good thing, though, Silver said I'm not allowed to actually buy things yet, blah blah impulse control something something resource management.

Is blood-bound like sparkbound? Are you guys conjunxes or crewmates or what?

 

Incidentally, if yo+u'd like to+ learn abo+ut the who+le jade kink thing Jame I'd be mo+re than happy to+ teach yo+u. I think yo+u might get a kick o+ut o+f it.

 

havwe you SEEN the amount of seadvweller porn there is? and most of it has finjobs. see, theyre treating US like objects too. i dont cream myself vwhen someone brushes against one of my fins, do you see ME bitching about it? if you dont like it, just dont vwatch it. easy as that.

 

Blood-binding is ... if someone ingests sufficient of my blood, about a tablespoon's worth will do the trick, it will enslave them. They will be bound to me mind, body and soul, to death and beyond. I don't know whether it would work on your kind, but I am not willing to try. Bane is my half-brother who made the mistake of biting me too hard and drawing blood. He died, and his shade still is bound. And Death's-head, my mount, made the mistake of trying to eat me. Neither was by my will and yet I regret both.

 

Yes, I've seen the amo+unt and, yes, I have a pro+blem with it. Can we no+t assume that I do+n't care abo+ut the o+bjectificatio+n o+f o+ther castes please? Also+, my no+t watching it didn't sto+p the abuse o+f real jadeblo+o+ds, Cro+nus. Which is the actual issue here.

 

I'm fascinated already, Porrim. Whenever you're in the mood to teach!

 

oh my god. theyre ACTORS, porrim. do you boycott movwies vwhere people die, too?