shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You're not the one who was mentioning forking, Sev!

altho apparently that was a threat? lololol /cowers in fear of the cutlery

AWESOME! (i'm guessing the green one? ^___^)

there are a lot of colors

#gotta catchemall

 

look lime blood or not wouldn't make any difference if an alien was cullbait, so i can't see how i was reminding them of it??

 

(pssst, you don't have to have one here if you don't wanna)

(this place is like dreams, except less shitty)

(almost makes me believe in MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES, but that's probably what happens when you get full up on clowns)

happy wriggling day, tho, and enjoy the nanny-free however long

 

also i am not weirdly anything 4 a jade it's not like were a fucking monolith, should i call u weirdly hard 2 understand 4 a yellowblood?? no because that wouldn't mean anything even if ur quirk is... amazingly obnoxious, i am legit in awe here, i know u did this on purpose and its beautiful.

 

The green one, yeah! We matched! :D

Bright colors in general are great, I can't wait 'til I figure out howta switch my plating colors! (...I can change shapes, I gotta be able to change color.)

 

Possibly by reminding everyone else who would be considered 'cullbait' of their status. It occasionally crops up with us and people referring to weapons or objects as mindless, because of certain cultural markers, regardless of whether or not we're being referred to.

Words can travel much further than intentions.

 

yeah no it's cool she didn't scare me none
i guess forks are scary for you guys?
pfff
THE TOSSED SALAD OF Doooooooom (nom nom)
DOOM! (nom nom)

 

okay so i have a question
ur not allowed to be mad pls im just curious
do u use a really big bucket?

 

I have no idea what this is referring to but I'm assuming it's inappropriate and probably sexual.

We don't use buckets at all. Things get messy sometimes.

 

also lets be real here if theres any lime bloods around someone hasnt been doing their job

and i know thats a... good thing probably, its not like its...

idk its hard to consider. whatever.

but then how do u catch the genetic slurry

 

In a tank attached to the valve, if at all.

 

wait are u like mother grubs??

 

You're presuming a biological or genetic component to species propagation. Which is both inaccurate and probably a better method of creation, but whatever. Hand on my sparkchamber, I promise that we sprout out of the ground like little blessed souls from the handprints of our god himself (if you're the right kind of mech, that is.)

Any fluids that result from interface and/or violence get cleaned up later, by hand, with shame, as Primus intended.

 

What is a mother grub? I can't speak on the comparison without at least that background.

 

wow that sounds like a lot less work.

we're a galactic civilization and only kids and jades are allowed on-planet and adults all have 2 submit buckets of genetic material 2 the drones and it's brought to the caverns 4 us jades to process and submit to the mother grub and then eggs happen.

and then we've got 2 watch the eggs and watch the grubs and cull the grubs that we need 2 cull for arbitrary stupid reasons that i do not agree with especially with our tech level and then we've got to set up the brooding trials and then we've got to watch the pupa and then we've got to register the winners and then we've got to send them off with lusii and its

so much work

i hate it

 

Or without shame, as Tross and Sols intended.

 

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and of course we've also got to take care of the mother grubs bc they don't move under their own weight once they start brooding, and we've got to sustain ourself, and we've got 2 guard the caves to keep other people from coming in, and we've got 2 keep things clean, and we don't get pain bc it's not like we can leave because praise the empress we have such an important fucking role amiright

 

DUDE i wish i could change color whenever i wanted
DO YOU KNOW how much i'da saved in hair dye
SO MUCH

*______________* that was the BEST birds and bees talk that I've ever seen, holyshit

 

and of course im the only fucking person who never got to see the sky because, because, idk, they probably thought it was funny, it was so great not having any friends when i was a wiggler