shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Nuttink wronk vit vontink lots ov sex! -pauses, scratches his jaw with a sound like someone sandpapering a rock- Nuttink wronk vit not vontink lots ov sex eizer, hy guess.

 

*grins* Thanks. And well, uh, how about we, uh, yeah? *blushes* If you even want me. *sighs*

 

-tilts his head, peers at Norm- Vy vould hy haff decided hyu iz suddenly not goot enuff to fuck? Eet vos preety goot last time!

 

*smiles softly* Well, nobody in the Tango plot wants me. Someone even said I was being "gross" and way too pressurey. And well, I betrayed the entire universe to Bill for my freedom, a party and a fuck... Which no, was not with Bill. *sighs* That was real bad. Just, well, yeah... I might be good in bed but that doesn't make me successful in getting it. I mean, that arc, it just totally stole my mojo. *laughs bitterly* I was so much better at getting laid before Bill came along...

 

Vosn't eet me vot esked hyu eento bed de first time?

 

Okay Dude If Youd Just Dial It The Fuck Down And Give People At Least Five Seconds To Even Figure Out If They Are Into You Your Chances Would Be Much Bigger.
Like Seriously. And Going Into Immediate Self Loathing Mode When You Are Told To 'Hold Up' For A Second Doesnt Make It Better.
Fucking Hell I Scored A Matesprit Somehow It Cant Be Impossible For You.

 

*smiles* *laughs* Yeah, yeah, it was. It was.

@aurumIlluminatrix It didn't sound like Clarissa was telling me to hold up for a second, kid. More like she was telling me off to fuck off out of the skeleton's quadrants.

 

Hy knew dese quadrent tings vere more trubble den dey vere vorth.

 

Dude She Was Telling You To Please Shut Up About It Around Her. Also Just A Snippet Of Advice... Trying To Get Into Someones Pants While They Are Out Trying To Rescue Their Other Quadrants Is Pretty Universally Considered Bad Form.

 

*frowns* Well, I'm still having difficulty in the normal quadrant, the red one, in the Tango, so... I don't think quadrants are a problem.

*blushes* And er, yeah... put like that, it does sound like it would be.

 

Like I was saying!
It's not rejection of YOU
to think it over.

Pressuring people
and getting disappointed
does you no favors.

You keep spiraling.
And you must learn to stop that,
or at least slow down.

Because if you don't...
If people see your sorrow
and enable you,

doing what you want
in attempts to cheer you up,
it'll get bad fast.

Your thoughts are writ large
When you turn, disappointed,
after rejections.

It's not just sex here.
You want someone else to prove
you're acceptable.

And that's your problem.
And it's not an easy one.
(Well, for most people.)

 

Yeah Listen To The Other Troll With the Most Annoying Typing Quirk Ever
(Seriously How Is That Working Out For You? Must Be Terrible To Maintain When Youre Tired)

 

(HINT IT'S ME.)
(I'M "NOT MOST PEOPLE"!)
(I CAN TELL YOU THINGS THAT I DO, BUT, THE HUMAN SEEMS CONVINCED WE DON'T UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER WELL ENOUGH FOR SUCCESSFUL <> SUPPORT.)
(THAT YOU'RE STRUGGLING WITH PROBLEMS I HAVE NO FONCEPTION OF. )
(I COULD AT LEAST TELL YOU WHEN I THINK YOU'RE BEING STUPID.)

 

@damocles Rumination *sighs* Yeah, I know. I wouldn't like being pressured. *shudders* I haven't liked it when that sorta stuff happened to me. But... are you asking me to stop feeling things?

 

*laughs* *smiles* Er, thanks... thanks, skeleton.

 

Theres A Difference Between Feeling Thinsg And Making Your Feelings Other Peoples Problems
You Need A Moirail Or Something Shoved In Your Mouth.

 

*laughs* Can it be a dick?

No, no, that's... sorry. Just popped into my head. I'll stop.

 

*GROANS LOUDLY*
What Did My Ancestor Do For Me To Deserve Thiiiiiis?

 

Moirails iz de friendy vun, right? Not shure hyu should put hyu friends een hyu mouth. -pause- Or hyu dick een a Jager's mouth unless hyu iz very happy vit der teeth ting.

 

Er yeah, yeah, they are.

And that is a good point. *laughs* Even if getting it bitten off could solve my problem.