shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

@crocellsApostate

Okay, Cronus.

Here are my sister-in-law's instructions, as narrated by two young jade troll women with a gun and a shower.

((OOC from the player: I'm not writing this, you can't make me, but you can surely imagine what kind of cheesy porny dialogue Stan Pines could write. Plus this is a SFW forum and I happen to know your writer is a minor. But use your imagination!

Trust me. The guy's been a purveyor of shitty "As Seen on TV" merch, a hustler, he's done at least one porno, he's a smuggler and a grifter and a con man and he's been in prison in multiple countries, okay?

However.

Stan only knows what the troll girls in Weirdmageddon Tango, where the trolls are physically hermaphroditic, have told him naked trolls look like. If your Cronus comes from a universe with more sexual dimorphism between trolls, I'm sorry. He's never actually seen a troll naked. He's only seen Loreli and Oneira and Chroma's schoolfeeding stuff.))

 

+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+凸(◕‿◕✿)+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ

 

@twofoldAbolitionist

can i bite u y/n/absolutely

 

well hell, what's your excuse for getting your undies in a bunch over stupid shit, then, if you ain't marinating in salt all night?

also: lol

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO {:'D

 

y0u c4n 8173 m3, 8u7 y0u'r3 n07 g0nn4 l1k3 7h3 74573.

 

nvm

 

*sucks guiltily on his lip*

... I feel so bad about liking this, but I just can't stop myself.

 

((( งᵒ̴̶̷᷅ᐜᵒ̴̶̷᷄)ง三 ( งᵒ̴̶̷᷅ᐜᵒ̴̶̷᷄)ڡ≡

 

*facepalms*

I cannot believe I'm related to you sometimes.

 

Neither can I, Sixer. Neither can I.

 

((i love you))

 

50rry.

 

it begs the question, though: are you the black sheep, or is he?

or is it more like you're the argyle sheep and he's the zigzag polka dots one?

 

((thanks <3 to you too))

 

no its fine i just remembered a thing anyway

and it's not fair of me to treat u like the dude i know who is already a friend anyway

 

That last one. Definitely that last one.

 

okay raise ur hand if u want 2 bleed in a bowl for me

 

(☆´3｀)

 

I KNEW IT

#confirmed

 

i will provide juice and cookies 2 anyone who bleeds in a bowl 4 me