shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

cant stop wont stop

（〜^∇^)〜 ₍₍ ◝(　ﾟ∀ ﾟ )◟ ⁾⁾ ┌（★ｏ☆）┘└（★ｏ★）┐ ♪～(◔◡◔ิ)人(╹◡╹๑)～♪

 

｡ﾟ✶ฺ.ヽ(*´∀`*)ﾉ.✶ฺﾟ｡
shoosh IH, settle down <>

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP ー(￣～￣)ξ

 

u copymeowbeast

u stole thatt

 

JINX

 

no i did it first
also i dance better so there

 

┻━┻ ︵ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

how dare u

i am the danciest

 

Absolutely.

*cuts himself*

 

-feeding commences! And finishes!-

thanks, you're a... dreamsaver, i guess. uh. u want a juicebox?

 

dance-off

(Г・ω・)г ♪(o=゜▽゜)人(゜▽゜=o)♪ (。⌒∇⌒)。♪┏(・o･)┛♪ ＼(^▽^＠)ノ ♪ ヾ(ﾟ∀ﾟゞ) ((└|o^▽^o|┐)) 〜(^∇^〜）ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ♪♬

“:♡.•♬✧⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾*+:•*∴

~(˘▾˘)~

 

(┌ﾟдﾟ)┌ ♪(┌・。・)┌ ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ) ヾ(￣ー￣ヾ) ヾ｜￣ー￣｜ﾉ ♪└|∵|┘♪ ˄̙ ̊₍₍◟(⁰^⁰∗)⌟˄̙ ̊ ✺◟(∗❛ัᴗ❛ั∗)◞✺ ┌(▼▼メ)┘

⁽⁽(ી₍₍⁽⁽(ી⁽⁽(ી₍₍⁽⁽(ી( ˆoˆ )ʃ)₎₎⁾⁾ʃ)₎₎ʃ)₎₎⁾⁾ʃ)₎₎

〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

 

{tackles you for kisses]

 

Yes, please. Thanks!

 

o┤*｀3´*├o

{in the vasty deeps of space, in the darkness between the stars, something stirs}
{where there can be no sound, a sound is heard}
{((smooching noises))}

{ships in [quadrant unspecified for brevity] exeunt stage left, pursued by space bears and a faint, horrifying echo of circus music}

 

-blinks-
-wordlessly points-
-squeals-
69696969696969
II II II II II II II

 

Treasure her, or I might try to entice her away. Patient and sensible people are so dreadfully hard to come by...
And that's quite the intriguing roster of specialists you've got there.
(The corners of Apostasia's mouth curl up)

 

You don' even really like patient an' sensible, 'stasia.
Your entire fuckin infrastructure is built on snark an' tasteful threats a' violence. Than an' Roadblock memes.

We should give 'im a raise by the way. He's gettin' glitchy again 'cuz the sniper squad's started suggesting hollowin out his pauldrons so it ain't rainin on their heads anymore while they're keepin up a bit of a presence to remind some jokers of yer authority. An' ya know the other judges'd be on 'im like scraplets on a straggler if he started seriously considerin' to open up his employment options some.
An' I happen ta like Roadblock's work.

 

See, that's the darned problem - those methods might work well on the melkaya soshka, but not if I need someone to do primiritel' work. Husk might be well-respected, but he keeps insisting he's not a people person.
(Apostasia sighs)
I miss Mystery... Why did that stupid idiot go and get himself killed?

If we go and give Roadblock another raise, we might as well promote him to SpecOps. Do remind the snipers that if that happens, they'll have to make do on their own for a few lunar cycles so he can get his specialized classes done.
The other offer on the table would be to get one of the frameworkers on his case so the shoulder job is not an actual hackjob. The slaggers might, with their combined brains, touch on the levels of shenaniganry of the engineering students back when, but they lack the means to actually implement them. And doing first semester experiments on someone you're working tends to end badly.

(translation for those whose characters speak/understand russian old cybertronian:
melkaya soshka: small fry
primiritel': mediator, conciliator)

 

Aw we don' gotta put 'im in SpecOps I thought we'd just give 'im a neat title so he can boss the lil gun wavers round some?
"Commissioner Roadblock"? Sound nice? Mebbe "Principal"? Or "Secretary Commander" so we can give 'im all the paperwork I don't wanna do 'fore missions?

 

Spoiler: nsfw implied

 

Beyond Charming.