shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Please don't yell at me over this.

 

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15 7h47 700 much 70 45k??

 

I doubt it. Typically, unhappy rulers make bad decisions.

Which isn't to say that a ruler's happiness must come at the expense of their subjects, but refusing happiness for the sake of your role is setting yourself up for failure. Even if it's just little things to bring you joy, they keep you balanced and thinking clearly.

I get the feeling this is meant to be an insult, but mostly it's just incorrect. Try again with less emphasis on objectifying and degrading those you claim to worship this time?

 

...wow, that's like the complete opposite of what everyone has ever told me.

 

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*very quietly Raises frond*

actually, i Would Be much more interested in stories from earlier in the movement's progress - there Is a lot of dramatic emphasis put on the end, which Means from a narration-curation prospect we Have a lot of story arc but very little sense of night-to-night life. and your perspective Is the one we Are most Lacking in the collected Tales.

not Intending to Demand anything, just... Trying to Explain from the perspective of someone who's work in the Movement largely consists of Curating and Annotating the Tales and various meta-textual documentation.

 

Look, I love history. I'd probably be pretty damn inappropriate if given access to certain primary sources myself. But he doesn't have to be a primary source slash education buddy if he doesn't want to, and it's kind of sounding like everything is a sore spot to him? Ask politely, and when he says no, back off. Sorry, Chroma, but I've gotta be firm on this.

 

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I'm pretty sure the historians would love to know exactly which patches of dirt you camped on.

:T

 

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Love how his followers forget he's a person as much as the Empire does. Cute.

 

People like to claim that you cannot be happy as a ruler as a means of carving responsibility into the youth following them into power. It has it's uses, but they aren't correct in insisting that it's the case.

 

I'm responsible! I take great care of my semi-feral warnicorns!

 

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Yup. Can't blame you.

 

Wonder if anyone gets off on turning the Woman's lot in life into misery porn. Probably.

 

zz;)

 

Hey. I know what it's like being property. I'm free now, but well... I wasn't always. *sighs* And I don't even really know much about you, so you're not my hero or anything. You're just a person. A person stuck in a ship.

And I don't know if I'm saying this right, but yeah... I just... wanna hug you, maybe? But only if you'd actually be okay with a hug.

 

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The only reason I'm not cutting your bulge off is because you killed her. Fine line you're dancing though.