shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

i heard that.

 

But it matters to my mom! And that means it matters to me. It's complicated.

 

I'm more inclined to worry that Kallystine might hunger after Cattila's chair, but I suspect the old woman will outwit her. Or her friend and ally will.

 

Oh, it's great. I should take you to the Combat Zone back home. You'll love it.

 

You were meant to.

 

That's a far more realistic fear, to be sure. God, I am trembling just thinking about it. Cattila is a wily one though, thankfully.

 

I like punching trees!

 

Just know that it's not a reflection on your worth as a ruler.

I doubt that.

 

Kid, listen up. What ya gotta do is listen to your subjects, fill their needs, and don't go power crazy. If you believe in yourself, that's all that matters.

 

That...doesn't sound healthy at all. Though I am one to talk.

 

But...

You can say that, but if it causes other rulers to not take me seriously, then it could impact the ruling thing.

Like... it can't really be that easy, right? I can just do things my own way? With warnicorns and punk rock?

 

Spoiler: my emotions to my "friends"

 

Count my voice in favor of warnicorns and punk rock.

 

Huh.

...I'll have to think about this.

 

...

 

Clones?!!
*Attempts the Shadow Clone Jitsu*
Why is it not working?

 

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Like mewmans and monsters?

I might... have some work cut out for me there. I've been thinking about it.

 

5ur3.

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@Star Butterfly See, this guy has the right idea. Listen to your people, and they'll love you. Listen to a king, I know what I am saying.