shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Depends. What do I get out of this deal?

 

Mm. Mechs of his sizeclass don't tend to overclock their fuel pumps very easily, but it can't hurt to keep an optic on.

May I, Rust?

 

Noooo I don't actually... I'm just ocncerned about kibble falling off oh primus....
I should leave.

... that would be nice I think but maybe another time I'm not actually... doing so well I think I want to get cuddled and not be here right now.

 

Well, yes, connective tissue degeneration can happen in cases of both malnutrition and age, not to mention whatever an unknown external toxin might do. Necrosis isn't just for organics.

...I can drop this topic if it's making Half Life uncomfortable.

 

I'm leaving! Don't stop talking because of me! It's okay, thank you that's very considerate of you but I absolutely should not be talking about this when I haven't recharged in hours and I just operated on two mechs in a row and fixed a slagton of smaller injuries and then had to worry about one of our crew members either getting killed or leaving us for a creepy ex-autobot guy who listens in on comm channels :c
(no half life you can't say that that's petty he has issues.)
(But Sensorsweep really kind of makes me uncomfortable :c)

 

"Goot. For comparison, eef hy stung anodder jäger dey would haf a scheiss veek und den be fine. Mine venom is made for battle, zo eet usually vorks quick. Hy tink he vill be alright."

"Eet does not corrode enny metal hy em familiar mit. Zo derez dot."

 

Like slag'd let some stranger at me, even if 'e ain't hardly bigger'n a sparklet. You're m'medic, Sil, yap all y'wan' with 'im but he ain't gettin'is claws in me.

Mhm. [He extends the arm Mina didn't jab and pops open a well-hidden panel; Silver unspools a cable from this and jacks it into a similarly-hidden port along the side of their nosecone.] 'F it'll make y'feel better. Not gettin' all skippy-like's it gets with slagged fuel, but hey.

 

lmao grubs aren't people their pans haven't developed yet.

 

Both of those are good things to know. Thank you.

...from one medic to another: go get some rest. Preferably with a crewmate nearby, the one you were worried about if possible.

 

Mina folds herself up like a catloaf on Rustbuckets shoulder, which looks rather bizarre on a humanoid.

@Half Life Yaz get sum rest. Hyu should not be vorkink.

 

Deed hy effer tell hyu chust HOW hy found out vot Mine tail doze to jägers?

 

-0 Could make the argument that they have the potential to become people. Might make it potential murder.
-0 Nevermind. That makes no sense.
-0 More importantly.
-0 What in the hell is a boogaloo.

 

45k1ng 7h3 r34l qu35710n5.

 

Soundz like a kind ov bog. Or sumtink hyu eet. Vell for mee bog iz suntink hyu eet bot hyu know.

 

i mean, yeah, that's why i'm no longer pro culling grubs for just whatever. i think it makes sense if you think they physically couldn't live when they pupate, but...

...i mean, it feels like people should at least get... a chance? just because someone is blind or whatever doesn't mean they're less. maybe we've been missing out on a lot of great people by doing what we do. if the problem is population size maybe...

maybe

d-don't make... everyone contribute... if they don't waaaaant to?

ow, that hurt to type.

 

i think its a dance.

 

-0 Good Lords.
-0 Maybe the real murder was the language you mangled along the way.

-0 Get out while you are ahead.
-0 Nothing but suffering this way.
-0 Cull the grubs and carry on.

-0 How did a ghost get internet connection.
-0 Will I have access to post-mortem internet.
-0 Please, I must know.

 

fuck1ng rud3. 7h3 n37 c0nn3c710n'5 1n my p4n 4nd 1'm m0r3 4l1v3 7h4n y0u, 7h4nk y0u v3ry much.

 

the same vway vwe get access to evwery single thing vwe had during our livwes except physical devwelopment. vwho knowvs and i dont care that much.

 

-flips him off-
"Zo hy haf en ackzent, arsehole. Votz vrong mit dot?"