shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

1'm f41rly 5ur3 7h47 7h15 15 pl470n1c, 8u7 17'5 pr377y h4rd 70 fuck1ng 73ll.

 

-grins, not nicely- Do tell.

 

Huh. How can you tell?

Glad I'm not the only one puzzled.

 

-0 I'm new here. Let a little slack.
-0 The relevant word is 'jokingly,' in any case.

-0 Goddammit, that was my message to disregard.

 

mooostly... context? if she's trying to flirt, she's coming on too strong, too fast, and giving him nothing to mutually respect in return. normally blackflirting is combined with like, peacocking ur virtues that the other person can respect?

 

I refuse to be reasonable or fair about anything ever, because I'm a diva or whatever.

I hear everyone in GalCom if I'm not seeing text. Sometimes the typing characteristics travel oddly. Do you perceive everything as Alternian, then?

 

-0 As that is the only language I know and most of this thread is legible, I'd say so, yes.
-0 I'm not going to ask how this chat is possible; I'm happier not knowing.

 

It really is.

 

You are all adorable.

 

Excellent. I love you so.

 

That doesn't mean they're not people.

They have pans. Their pans are just undeveloped.

Our pans aren't developed the way an adult's is, but we're people.

 

That makes a surprising amount of sense. I mean, she could just be bad at it, but your explanation sounds more reasonable.

Fascinating. Too bad our resident linguist isn't here, I imagine she'd get a kick out of it.

Though not questioning seems like the best idea.

 

Exactly! And then there are all sorts of mutations that don't even affect function. Some of them might even improve function!

Why should we all fit into standard specifications? Weird things are actually really interesting!

 

1 m34n, h3r r3450n5 f0r h471ng m3 4r3n'7 1ll3g171m473, 3v3n 1f 7h3 d3l1v3ry'5 4 817, uh, 5h0u7p0l3-y.

 

As I've said before...it's nice that some people still think we're depraved, when to most of the world we're just old married people.

EXACTLY. That is HOW IT IS DONE.

 

So did my brother's translation actually help you understand what my wife was trying to tell you, or did you just scam my brother into helping you get off?

 

-0 Next you'll say that fauna are people.
-0 Grubs have the potential to become people. Potential can be killed, but that's hardly murder.

-0 It is not as though all mutations are cullworthy. My understanding of the culling system is that beneficial and minor mutations are permitted.
-0 I am speaking as a troll with a minor mutation.

 

How about hy don´t?

Hyu iz clearly not a schpark. Und for der record, hyu lot iz al tokkink romanian fer me. Though @twofoldAbolitionist iz tokkink numbers, don´t esk me how dot vorks.

 

look, you want me to step off, i'll step off
i don't get too appreciative of nooksores like that trying to win at arguments all with the blaming helms for what their captains get it in their pans to get up to with em, is all
and sometimes the helms that get that shit pulled on them just up and fucking shut down, so if somebody pulls that shit where i can see em, i'm gonna yell at them at least a little

ye gods and wiggly fucking horrorterrors i motherfucking HOPE that's not supposed to be flirting

 

-0 I apologize for my grievous offense to your accent.
-0 May you find it in your pump biscuit to forgive my lowly self.