shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Nothing has to be wrong for me to nOt want tO have this discussiOn!

 

ugh, ugh ugh, i hate old-quirking, hate it, hate it, it's like an aftertaste i can't get Out. Out. Out. out!!!!!!

 

50rry. 4nd y0u'r3 r1gh7, n07h1ng h45 70 83 wr0ng f0r y0u 70 n07 w4n7 70 h4v3 7h15 d15cu5510n, 8u7 50m37h1ng cl34rly 15.

 

oh, and you know me so well to tell that.

 

h0n357ly?? 1 d0n'7 h4v3 70. y0u'r3 73l3gr4ph1ng 17 pr377y 08v10u5ly. n0w, 1'm gu3551ng 7h47 7h15 15 83c4u53 y0u u53d 70 cull gru85 4nd d0n'7 w4n7 7h3m 70 83 p30pl3 83c4u53 7h47'5 8l00d 0n y0ur fr0nd5, 8u7 1 f41r w3ll c0uld 83 wr0ng.

 

it's not that.

exactly?

 

w4nn4 3xpl41n 50 1 d0n'7 g07 17 50 wr0ng-h34d3d, 7h3n??

 

i don't know.

i'm remembering the first person i tried to kill for real.

 

7h3y 54y w3 5h0uld l1k3 17, f1nd j0y 1n 5l4ugh73r. 8u7 m057 p30pl3 d0n'7 574r7 0u7 7h47 w4y, d0 7h3y??

 

i should have tried harder

i mean

whatever

 

7h3y d0 50m37h1ng??

 

i mean i guess in my defense i'd never tried to boil someone's pan out of their pancase using their stupid pretentious custom implants that they didn't even bother to get decent firewall on, it was so easy for me to pop in there and set a wabbit loose on his stupid-ass systems, but i should have tried harder.

so like, really, it's my fucking fault i'm dead.

 

It seems almost daily that I'm reminded that, for all that my childhood sucked, I wasn't born on Alternia and I should be grateful for that.

 

7h47 l457 817 50und5 k1nd 0f l1k3 h00f834575h17.

 

it's literally cause and effect.

 

17 50und5 l1k3 c4u53 4nd 3ff3c7 plu5 4 fuck70n 0f 53lf l047h1ng gumm1ng up 7h3 w0rk5.

...1'm d01ng 7h15 wr0ng, 50rry. 7h3 g1rl5 w3r3 7h3 0n35 wh0 w3r3 g00d 47 7h3 murd3r74lk5.

((1 w45 1n ch4rg3 0f 7h3 '50 y0u'r3 fr33, n0w wh47??' 4nd '1 kn0w h3 50und5 l1k3 4 m0r0n, 8u7 h3 15n'7, h0n357' 74lk5, wh1ch 4r3 51gn1f1c4n7ly d1ff3r3n7.))

why'd y0u 7ry 4nd fry h1m??

 

honestly? a distraction. he was trying to kill someone i...

someone i love.

 

y0ur m071v35 4r3 und3r574nd48l3.

y0u 70ld 7h15 p3r50n y0u g1v3 4 fuck??

 

yeah.

anyway, platehead mcbaldyy didn't die. and then he got down into the caverns.

 

I shudder to think of how you would have developed on Alternia. Or myself, for that matter.