shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Oh dere iz lotz ov hexpresshuns. Hyu know, red fire, blue fire, der tradesmen like to schwear by dere trades, zo Cerpenterz sey
"Hemmer und nailz! und shmeeths sey "Fire und Steel!", bot doze iz not perticuler to Mechanicsburg. Und sum pipple swear by dere heterodynes, bot dere iz leetle danger dey vill do ennytink about dot, seence dey iz human.
-grins-
Dere iz plenty of odder hexpressiuons, bot hy don´t tink ennyvun vould appreeciate me repeatink dem around keeds.

 

See that's what I just love about the word "fuck". You can use it as any part of speech you need to!

 

...and the reason I give Ford shit about her language is that I'm pretty sure I know who taught it to her.

 

-snorts, then laughs- Ho yaz, hyu certainly ken. Hyu should haf herd Sarge ven she reelly got goink sumtimez.

 

Once she got a long and loving student evaluation that began "Valiska Fucking Pines is the best fucking professor in the entire department of alchemy and probably this entire fucking school..." and went on like that for several pages. I had the first page of it framed and hung it in her office.

 

I'm worst in the lab.

 

My brother, the Lord of romance.

 

Oh, but I loved it, Stanley!

 

Of course you did.

 

Ho, hy learned sum goot vunz from der heterodynes ven dey vos vorkink too!

 

The hell?

 

Do The Old Pineses Just Keep Multiplying?

 

That was me. I have no idea how that happened.

 

Public service announcement: This is a friendly reminder to keep language in the laboratory at a professional, PG-rating.
The corporation is holding tours ongoing throughout this week, especially groups from local schools!
Please remember to positively portray the company at all times.
Thank you.

 

-ears twtich and lay back into her hair- Doze ennyvun vant to hexplain deez? Cawze der lest time hy saw two ov der same person, eet vos verry verry bad newz.

 

that doesn't sound any fucking fun

 

*takes a deep breath*
Fucking Shut The Fuck Up You Fucking Pile Of Shit I Can Fucking Curse As Much As I Want To.

 

((Weirdest glitch ever. My phone logged me into a subaccount that I don't own, for the same damn character! My apologies to the other Stan RPer, whoever you are.))

 

how the fuck

 

I don't fucking work for you.