shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I find it quite easy to forget people I don't much care for.

 

yknowv, your plagiarism of me is PRETTY DAMN O8VWIOUS and id like you to quit it right nowv immediately. knockoffs devwalue the original.

 

ARe you REALLY sure you want to forget about me if you know I won't forget about you, lovely? I can tell you right now that others made that choice and it didn't end too well for them.

Oh I am quite awfully sorry my knockoff aft has offended your delicate sensibilities, do you have any other Anti-Cold-Constructed-Slurs you would like to hurl at me while I sit here and take it, looking properly like I am about to spark from the quality of your insults? Oh wait give me a klik.
-he fans at his face with his hands a little, scrunching up his optics a few times and pinching the edge of his plating with his fingers, until small sparks start appearing in the corners of his optics.-
There we GO, now I can cry properly.
-he restarts his vocalizer-
Oh PLEASE I am SO sorry! I just simply ADMIRE you so much, you are so attractive and smart and good at all of this and I thought it would work for me! -sobbing sounds- I just wanted to be loved and hailed like you! I know I am unworthy of your awe inspiring presence, which punishment do you want to deal me?

 

Is that a threat?

 

-0 Not on your life.

-0 I fail to see how anything non-organic can be said to have a species.
-0 You are machines, are you not?

 

That's, ah...

That's rather short-sighted of you.

 

Let's not start this ridiculous nonsense all over again.

 

Do elect to see it as one if you so choose, sweetling. I simply meant to put the general idea out there

Words cannot express how deeply disappointed I am. So disappointed. Awfully disappointed

I am sure there are more lethal people than me here who have things to say about that darling.

 

That means no.

 

TEENY TINY correction: That means I don't yet see what I'd gain from threatening you.

 

Same difference.

 

If that is what you want to think :) It's not like I can make you watch your back.

 

By that argument, all carbon based lifeforms are the exact same species. You're all organics, aren't you?

You know, I didn't think anyone could be more annoying than the humankin, but here you are. Which is impressive in one way, but unimpressive in so many others. If you were going to do the broken bird impression with the side order of smarmy asshole, you could have the common decency to be a yellow triangle like the last one.

 

Correct.

 

Aww thanks for the compliment!!!
Oh wait you tried to be mean, ever so sorry.
Boo Hoo
Pastel High Heels tried to hurt my feelings.
Boo Hoo Hoo.

 

You're welcome. Glad that you took it in the spirit it was meant, because I'm sure someone claiming to facilitate communication would never deliberately incite chaos where others could see, right? That would be counterproductive. Dare I say, stupid even.

And I'm sure you're not either of those. Just annoying. Right?

 

Aren't we both glad that we're both correct. What a lovely feeling.
Quite POSSIBLY the best feeling ever. Being right I mean. It is so enjoyable when a game draws to its conclusion JUST the way you like it to.

-cackling giggles-
Its precious that you think I might only have one endgoal at any given time. Why can't it be both?

 

You're very bad at both of them then. Generally people who loudly proclaim about their grand plans tend to be.

 

Oh but am I talking about my actual plans or not, lovely? Which is it?
You'll never know! I do though. I know a lot of things.

 

How many things? Quantifiable measurements please. I'm too terribly dim to understand qualitative measurements.