shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Why didn't they warn everyone? It can't be pleasant for Scanner either to see everything. Unless it is? I don't know.

Obviously I'm not going to report you for something you can't help.

 

Though you could report him for threatening you with sensitive information. That still counts as coercion, and a violation of his agreement to privacy as a comms member.

 

He didn't threaten me, though? He was just overly familiar.

 

Careful there honey child, ain't no reason t'bite th'hand that's offerin' y'a solution.

Jus' get a SHA hash an' encrypt a cert token then pass it 'round an dual encrypt th'fucker with a vpn runnin' between coms. I mean I already do th' VPN trick between me an' anyone who'se got th'ability to unencrypt m'coms so it's encrypted on both sides no matter ya'lls resistance t'it.

 

Because Iiiiiiii'm not on the SHIP yet in the main Timeline :)
Though I probably will be soon!
And DO feel free to encrypt your comms but remember to send me the complimentary painkillers when you do, I so do not like getting dragged out of recharge by screaming audio fragments and raging headaches, sweetsparks!

 

Yeah, that's a good idea. But I'm not going to remember to do it for real.

 

Oh ew.

 

I can't just stop comming people you fragger I'm mute.

 

He hasn't threatened you overtly. Yet.

What's an audio fragment? Can you eat sweetsparks? I just don't know all these big words you're using.

 

Ain't gonna get in my slag. An' iffin' it hurts t'bad ain't m'fault. M'speciality is encryption.

*finger guns*

 

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I'll eat you sweetspark.

 

Ew.

 

-0 My thanks for the entirety of your reply, though for the sake of brevity I am only including the answer to my initial question.
-0 I'm afraid I've remained somewhat... insulated from galactic policies beyond Imperial borders and was theretofore unaware of the definition drift. I can see how translation might be an issue.
-0 If you could send along any basic schoolfeeding modules on Cybertronian (or galactic) taxonomy, I'd be interested to learn more.

-0 If you would take into account my planets culture instead of mocking my ignorance, I'd be grateful.
-0 A proper discussion might even take place. Imagine that.
-0 We have next to no interaction with other races beyond conquest and subjugation. Why on Alternia would I have access to their taxonomic research.

-0 Emotional outbursts over innocuous word choices appears to be the norm here.
-0 Find that rather off-putting.

 

There's cultural context you're missing, buddy.

 

<3

 

So much hostility.
I never did anything to all of you.
This is faction based oppression you know :)

Oh so you are allowed to use sarcastic nicknames and I'm not I SEE.

 

When did I object to you using sarcastic nicknames? Nickname away.

 

Eat me buddy boy. I ain't opposed t'workin' alongside autobots but 'seems yer base function' mixes w'my main skill like oil'n water.

Ain't 'bout you havin' a damn red badge, an' iffin' I tell you a hen dips snuff y'c'n look under 'er wing' an' find a box.

 

I'll see if I can dig something up, but I doubt there will be anything solid. Most of the nonaligned Cybertronians who engaged with organics were of a less than scientific bent, and I have most of my knowledge because of my status as an ambassador having to work out the concepts behind the frequently mistranslated GalCom I was hearing. Cybertronian taxonomy is in the air, last I heard-- though that applies to everything Cybertronian. War. Hah.

The taxonomy was shit anyways. And it wouldn't have been updated to account for the colonists. Dominus Ambus can suck my spike and shove it in his optic.

Disgusting.

 

What's a faction? Is it something we align ourselves with to arbitrarily separate based upon ideological lines that don't actually matter in the long run because we're all murderers and tyrants in our own sparks? Or do you just mean the pretty colors people wear?