shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*waves hand* I was a cursebreaker when I was a girl. He's not possessed. I'd know.

That's just the way he always is.

 

((@swirlingflight -- apparently the other Stan account IS a subaccount of this account, but I -CT- did not create it so I STILL don't know how that happened.))

 

Vell hokeh, eef hyu sey zo...

 

((@dumb things forever well that's spooky. if timeline shenanigans ever allow for an alternate stan to appear, then you know what to do. especially if the alternate stan is a simulacrum or possessed by bill or something))

 

Thanks. For sticking up for me. And the advice.

Well, at least I seemed to have filled one quadrant. And let me guess... it isn't even one of the sexy ones.

 

NOPE AUSPISTICE IS THE LEAST SEXY ONE AT LEAST RAILS WITH PAILS IS AN ESTABLISHED KINK THING PEOPLE CAN LIKE FIND PORN FOR.

 

What, really, nobody's ever thought 'hey, what if sexy ashen threesome?'

 

Ew, with my brother?

 

And don't tell us what's on tumblr. We don't want to know.

 

SURE PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT OF IT BUT HOW WOULD YOU MAKE THAT WORK IN A QUADRANT THAT AROUND LIKE 70% OF THE TIME IS ABOUT KEEPING TWO IDIOTS FROM BANGING, Y'KNOW?

 

Er... yes. Sorry.

And in general troll pornography. Trolls don't have brothers after all, so they wouldn't even think of that possibility or let it stop them. And I'm sure brothers aren't the only people that can be auspiticed between. So yeah, I'm surprised 'ashen threesomes' isn't a troll porn genre.

@freshetWeaver I thought porn was allowed to be unrealistic. *laughs*

 

YES BUT ASHEN FLIRTING IS LITERALLY MOSTLY 'YOU TWO STOP THAT OR SO HELP ME I'LL SLAP YOU WITH A NEWSPAPER UNTIL YOU CAN'T TELL UP FROM DOWN ANYMORE' SO THERE IS NOT A LOT OF SEX YOU CAN BUILD FROM THAT
MOIRAILS IS POSITIVE EMOTIONS ASHEN IS STILL A BLACK ROMANCE QUADRANT. THERE IS AT MOST SORT OF FOND EXASPERATION.

 

What if... you slap them on the ass with the newspaper?

 

Hoy Geenee, hy ken´t beleef hy´m sayink deez bot hy dun tink sex iz a goot hydea een dot ceercumstence.

 

-raises an eyebrow-
INTRIGUEING IDEA BUT ULTIMATELY THAT WOULD SHADE INTO CALLIGINOUS THREESOME WITH A FEW CASUALTIES.

 

So, no ashen threesomes, huh? *sighs*

 

But... but... it's just a newspaper. And an ass. And sex. No need for anybody to take it so personally.

 

It's trolls.

 

ACTUALLY I JUST RECALLED I DO HAVE A NOVEL SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE WHERE A PIRATE CAPTAIN IS THE MIDDLE LEAF FOR TWO OF HER OFFICERS AND SHE MANAGES TO STABILIZE THEIR RELATIONSHIP ENOUGH THAT IN THE END THE AUSPISTEES CAN PAIL WHILE SHE WATCHES AND CHASTISES THEM WHEN THINGS GO TOO FAR IN THE LETHAL DIRECTION. IT'S BANNED ON SEVERAL OFFENSES BUT IT'S... SORT OF A FAMILY HEIRLOOM.

 

And yet Pearl thinks humans are ridiculous.