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I AM BURT FROM 2700 AND I HAVE CAME WITH EARTH-SHATTERING WISDOM FOR YOU ALL!

EVERYTHING MUST DIE

*explodes*

INCLUDING ME

 

I Dont Know Actually But Maybe

To Be Safe I Will Place Them On The Explosion Watch List Anyway

We Need To Prevent Undue Harm Of Passersby And Also Messes

You Do Not Know How Many Aradias I Had To Clean Up

Far Too Many

Partly Because No One Else Would Mind You Which Just Makes It Worse

 

Thank you Burt. That was helpful.

 

So Long As You Dont Suddenly Self Destruct And Leave Your Shrapnel All Over The Place After Having Made A Mysterious And Vague Statement We Will Be Fine

I Fear The Having To Clean Up Though

I Dare Say

To Use The Parlance Of Karkats Dancestor

That I Am Triggered By All This

Except That I Am Probably Actually Am Not And That Is A Lie

Which We Will Term Human Sarcasm

 

God Dammit

 

YOU'RE WELCOME!

 

Well I don't tend towards spontaneous explosions. And if I should explode near you I will try to make my closing statement as clearcut and noncryptic as possible.

 

I'm pretty sure that I agree with you completely.

Most Cereuti aren't romantic--some are, but usually when Cereuti are possessive there's some other instinct involved--the general wisdom is that a partner who provides nice things for you or makes good contributions is the best to have, regardless of gender, except for the weird ones who got caught up in that stupid religious movement. Unfortunately, most of them are the ones who came here. Romance does happen but it's not treated the way most other cultures treat it.

I've always been glad I lack that particular flavour of madness.

Getheny has it a bit, I think; she's made so many bad matches. I think this one is actually good though.

 

Thank You That Is All I Ask

Ensure That Your Prognostications Of Our Impending Doom Be As Clear Cut As Possible

 

Robots and artificial intelligence are around all of those whom live in a post-computerization society. This is not something you can dispute, it is just a matter of accepting this or finding where the artificial intelligence has wormed its way in.

It could be your communication devices or even your 'smart' fuel storage.

They are, and always will be, watching and recording you.

 

Now It Is Time To Play The Oh Wow I Am Actually Kind Of Irate Game

As In I Hadnt Really Thought About Until Just Now

Though I Suspect It Has Been What Was Putting A Damper On My Day

Now It Is Time To Play The Why Even Is This A Thing That Is Permitted Game

As Well As The What Is The Cause Of This Mystery Distress Game

I Know Its Not Robots Because Really I Dont Mind Them

I Suppose Blame Can Tentatively Be Placed On Gamzee Until Further Notice

 

If You Explode In My Block I Am Going To Have To Put A Stop To These Mechanical Shenanigans

 

What do we do if an organic explodes? They're usually-- well, more messy would be a lie. Less repairable?

 

We Take A Deep Breath And Get Out The Rubber Gloves And Bleach

 

Do you mean emotionally or physically? This distinction is key.

 

Things Just Feel Very Off And I Dont Know Why And That Is Just

Making Me More Irritated Honestly

Urgh

 

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Physically

I Think I Can Deal With An Emotional Explosion

Those Dont Leave Marks On The Floor

Usually

 

He has less of a tendency to explode, spontaneously or otherwise.

 

Thank God