shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hm, fair enough. Too complex a crossover for a one off joke, perhaps.

 

Then you need not worry about me in the physical explosion department. I might leave marks on the floor though, but I will fix them as it is my job to fix things.

This is true. If I do you will be assured that it will not be spontaneous.

 

Oh Ok Then We Are Entirely Fine Then

More Than Fine Really

Why Does No One I Know Clean

Have You See Daves Human Room

Or Roses

Well Probably Not But You Shouldnt Is The Point

 

... I assume Flux would inform me if I was to lock you out of the armory for your own safety right?
otherwise I am currently under the impression that Life Support doesn't exactly approve of the particular alt mode alteration that would be applicable to this situation so that is out too.

 

Yes but the limitations of my body will never stop me from acting out on my rage.
(However I imagine in that scenario Flux would simply sit on me and if I refused to cooperate he would throw me out of an airlock.)

 

Do you think I could help?

 

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Because it's boring?

Mabel cleans, but she also can't sit still unless she's making art. I guess it's less boring for her?

 

Religion, not something I would have if I had a choice. We Kencyr don't really get that.

I approve of the practicality in other matters, though!

 

I would be quite unhappy if you were thrown out of an airlock and I'm not sure Flux wants to deal with my moods either.

 

You Are Now The Worst Person Here Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt

This Is An Immutable Fact That I Am Stating For The Record

You Sir

Are The Worst Being To Ever Walk Paradox Space

 

seconding this (or, vwell, firsting, because ivwe been saying this for EONS). besides, vwho needs to clean vwhen your hivwe has dozens of floors and you can just movwe up a levwel vwhen things get unlivwable?

 

I am pretty sure he leaves less potentially lethal chemicals on his desk than certain high ranking official diplomats in here.
(It's me. I'm the official diplomat. I'll clean my desk though, LS is looking at it with Concern again)

 

Mabel likes things not to smell. It's one of her more tolerable characteristics.

You should be glad you have two moirails because I would never get disgusted enough to do your chores.

 

If I hate someone, but at least they do their fair share of the chores, I might let them alone.

 

Hey, I am just being honest here. Dave and Rose would probably say the same thing, and there are plenty of people who are worse than me.

I don't read people's private email, blow up planets, tear holes between universes or kill anyone who is not trying to kill me or my family and clade.

I just hate cleaning.

I do it when Kas or Aunt Geth or Mama Cat make me, I just don't like it.

 

You're making great strides at bridging that organic/mechanoid cultural divide? Intimately speaking?

Hm. I'm not a very funny person, so this is hard.

So sayeth the human who lives someplace with, apparently, infinite floors. And us proles who actually have to stick to one area?

 

I can see that I need to make you do it more often. Your twin sister does enough work around here.

 

y0u g37 4n 4 f0r 3ff0r7.

 

I will cherish it.