shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

i confess, i'd be messed up
if i said sorry for doing my job
but i know you dressed up
so hey kid, wanna go downtown?

(the metaphorical downtown! being the slammer.)

 

y0u h347h3n5 w17h y0ur 53lfc357 4nd 1n73ll3c7u4l 5h4r1ng 4nd 5h17.
m34nwh1l3, 4ll 1 w4nn4 d0 15 8347 7h3 3v3rl0v1ng 5h17 0u7 0f my53lf. d0n'7 g0774 kn0w 4ny7h1ng 480u7 my 4l7'5 l1f3 70 kn0w 7h47 h3'5 w0r7h 8u571ng up!! h3'5 m3 4nd 7h47'5 r3450n 3n0ugh.

 

Thanks!! =]]]

...Seconding this, alliance with Throttle+6 still in effect.

 

When I meet my other selves I want to see if anyone lived.

 

....
NO!
-cackles-

 

...yes, this too. Don't regret where I am now, but...

...it would be nice to know.

 

im not a tvwin, im a vwizard. theyre different. vwhat i ALSO am is in my prime and not a depreciating crone like the phony ovwer there vwho stole my handle.

(SUCK MY MAGICAL GLOBES, OLD MAN.)

 

...For the moment...

!! I'm sorry!! I'm okay I promise!!!

=]]]
Thank you!!!

 

THE ONLY LAWS I OBEY ARE THAT OF THE FUN COURT. NOT EVEN PHYSICAL LAWS APPLY. I AM SIMPLY A DISEMBODIED PERSONIFICATION OF FUN JUSTICE.

I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT WEAPONS ARE INEFFECTIVE AGAINST THE FUN POLICE!

JUVENILE AGE IS NO EXCUSE FOR NONCOMPLIANCE WITH THE LAW!

 

5h17, 7h47 g07 d3pr3551ng f457. l1gh73n up, d38813 d0wn3r.

 

Dude you're in space with space friends, they try to make you go back to Obrizon you can quit your job and take off.

Talk to Knock-up sometime.

 

sorry kid, that was a rhetorical question. in ya go.
-opens door, approaches @Scanner menacingly-

 

It's more than alright if you're not comfortable. I'd rather not infringe on your space if I can help it.

 

Don't worry, I'll find a way.

 

...Scanner, going to make things painful for a moment, this is your two-second warning.

[Congessi [ENCRYPTED] to Jetski]: Don't have to play nice for Burlesque, will gladly back Jetski up if Burlesque makes trouble.

Oh no, excuse us for actually caring about certain people >=[[[

 

-immediately, without any kind of hesitation, pulls a blaster out of nowhere and fires on @fun wagon!!!!-

 

c0n51d3r y0ur53lf 3xcu53d. 8)

 

EXCUSE ME, SIR-AND/OR-MA'AM-AND-OR-GENDER-NEUTRAL-HONORIFIC. SINCE YOU WERE NOT HERE FOR MY PREVIOUS VERBAL WARNING I WILL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE AMBIENT FUN LEVELS IS A TASK BEST LEFT TO PROFESSIONALS AND I MUST ASK YOU TO CEASE AND DESIST.

 

Well that escalated quickly.

 

...that, too.