shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-whacks @The Jaeger Mirrors hat off- Hyu know verry vell vot Meestress Agatha und Master Sorin tink ov dot!

 

-whines- Hy know! Ve don't do dat enny more! -grabs for his hat and pulls it back on-

 

I sure wish I was able to remember that. *laughs* Woulda saved me a lotta pain recently.

What? They couldn't just leave those bits for the folks that did want them?

 

De current Meestress end Master do dat, ya. De older vuns vere more eento de 'eef ve kent haff eet den no-vun ken' sort ov ting. -grins-

 

Vell husually dere vos schtoff een dem dot der masters deed vant, so ve vould destroy dem und tek der schtoff. But yaz, deze deyz it deeferent.
Heroink iz alzo fon, iz hokeh.

 

*laughs* That's silly of them.

 

Burt you seem like such entertaining people who would be great fun to learn more about, and if you were destroying the world I'd have to stop you.

 

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
*stomps to his room angrily*

 

-grins, hugely, and pointily- Hy iz flattered! Tho eet vould tek more den hyu to schtop de Jagerarmy.

 

@the author speaks Ve alreddy sed ve don´t do dot ennymore. Und Ve mostly chust destroyed ceetees und schtoff before. not der vole vurld.

 

So that's where my kismesis went! Come back, my bitter pill, and be the medicine to slake my blackest passions.

 

Schot op @The Jaeger Mirrors

 

Exactly! So now we can all be friends! I can admire your hats and ask you lots of nosy questions about your history and ecological role!

 

...Vot deed hy say?

 

*laughs* You are so wrong about that, dude. So wrong. Sorry.

 

Goddamn, kid, how do you come up with these lines?

 

Hyu like our hatz?

 

Ov cawze he likes our hatz, ve haff de best hats!

 

@Norm the Genie @The Jaeger Mirrors Ve are NOT havink a peesink contest here, do hyu hear me?

 

Ve do haf der best hatz though, hyu iz right about dot.