shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Iiiiiits because we're the same, you and me babe

What, ME? Being BITTER? You are absolutely right, I am bitter.

By Primus it's like ointment for my poor tortured audials. I have heard the definition of beauty and-
I can't even ramble jetfuel about this, it seriously is that pleasant. I'm not making it weird, am I?

 

yeah, exactly??
a tailah-made vacant, appreciative audience.
that didn't ask anything of me.
not anything important.
and the tentacles reminded me of...
besides.
who needs coherence at a propah tentacle pahty? »;)
the appeal isn't their verbosity if you know what i mean.
(that's rhetorical i know you know what i mean.)
just watching them wave from the depths of the void...

 

What is this happiness you speak of.
(I'm joking.)

 

If you find out, let me know.

(Also joking. Laying on crewmate is the definition of happiness.)

 

I feel like I should clarify.

I've got nothing against Velocitronians. But I heard that Velocitron was founded by scientists worried about a potential energy crisis, and that when they'd discovered the... the admittedly brilliant solar power solution, they stopped. They stopped learning, they stopped striving, they focused only on endless refinements of the same theory, endless tests, and now everyone goes around and around, and it's anathema to the values I was raised with.

...there's such a thing as over-specializing. And when you decide you've learned all you can about something, you're wrong.

Forgive my bluntness, Captain Swiftwing. I know no other way to be.

 

-0 @twofoldAbolitionist
-0 I'm kinkshaming.

 

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fuck'5 54k3, 1 h0p3 n07.

>8)

 

At least your group of people don't have *shutters* fanfics.

 

I guess!!!
But I think racing's pretty cool too so I'm biased.
Also not smart enough to science.
So it's not like it matters to me!!!
>8)

 

At least you're honest.

 

What do you mean, you're not smart enough to science?

 

What
I said???
8(?

 

I do not subscribe to the bigoted concept that performance in a classroom setting is-
I mean...
Racing can be science. Everything can be science.

 

Everything IS science.

Science is just a way of looking at and examining things in order to be as sure as you possibly can what you know and what you don't know.

 

Au contraire! "BillFord" is very popular on Tumblr!

 

I did not need to know that.

 

Well...honestly speaking, I could have done without the part where they turned me into a blond "bishie" myself, Fordsy.

 

Not your style, stabbyface?

 

You.

No. Not my style. Why would anyone want me to look like a 15 year old human boy when one of my forms has eight tongues on each side and however many tentacles I feel like having at a given moment?

 

Question: Do you have a mouth?