shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

... there's no way you were ever that cute.

 

Oh yes, you haven't seen anything. We are just missing 5 others, then the real party starts.

 

*looks over at Rarity*

*ears perk up*

*does the Seductive Eyebrow Wiggle*

 

look, evwerything else vwas vweird enough to be understandable in a 'shits fucked up enough as it is, vwhy not this?' vway. this is JUST normal enough to be disconcerting.

seahorses are horses, half-troll-horse-butlers are horses, unicorns are horses. same thing.

 

*sighs*

Yeah he was, it was just...all a big damn lie.

 

Don't fuck the talking unicorn, mister.

 

You are quite a handsome fellow, but I rather think you are too big for me, my dear.

 

thats vwhat she said.

 

You seem really sweet, for a unicorn. Please tell me you are no relation to Celestabethabethabelle? She had the same mark you do on her hindquarter.

 

How very odd that someone else should have the same cutie mark, especially somebody rude! I'm so sorry she was unkind to you. Most of us are quite pleasant.

 

*snorts in Norm's general direction*

*is probably saved by not being able to speak here*

 

Are you so sure you could never relate to me in any way, Norm? Hmmm? Not even a little bit?

((art credit: emilysobservatory @ tumblr))

 

Let's not forget the part where it was all an act and you only wanted to dupe and control and hurt him, you bastard.

 

... pretty sure, yeah.

 

You called? ; )

 

You call THAT big? Gwahahahaha!

 

You are simply amazed by the overwhelming size of my grandeur! In this form, I am larger than the apparatus on those large metal beings.

 

I think he was talking about me, but I'm a unicorn...and a pony.

*smiles*

It's really a pity they're not all here. I have the very best friends!

 

*He responds to the smile by flexing his muscles*

That's pretty cool ; )

I'm a merseahorse monster...And muscular ; )

 

On second thought I am going back to the sewing circle.